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anyone else enjoy sex on here?

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overdraft · 26/07/2005 23:45

just had talk with dh about this.Out of all my R.L friends it would seem that me and one other friend enjoy lots of sex.Lots of other friends don't do it unless they have too or to please their man.
Are there any other women that do it purely because they can't get enough?
how often do you think about it during the day?
I know i am gonna regret asking this

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overdraft · 26/07/2005 23:46

jusy drunk a bottle of wine before asking

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WideWebWitch · 26/07/2005 23:48

surely?

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CountessDracula · 26/07/2005 23:49

trip trap

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KristinaM · 26/07/2005 23:49

I never enjoy sex on mumsnet

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overdraft · 26/07/2005 23:50

whats a bloody trip trap

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assumedname · 26/07/2005 23:50

They're saying you're a troll.

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Enid · 26/07/2005 23:50

oooooooh yes I love sex and think about it allllll the time especially i love chatting on the internet with men about it

i just cant get enought I love it me

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overdraft · 26/07/2005 23:52

yes i am a sixteen year old nutter sitting in a cafe.Yes i remember the trip trap incident

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Enid · 26/07/2005 23:53

mmmmmmmmmmm sixteen

I thin I love you

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CountessDracula · 26/07/2005 23:57

i like it with an extra large waitrose cucumber

not the organic one they are a bit skinny

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Enid · 26/07/2005 23:58

yes with not much give

although the organic carrots are sometmes big enough

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CountessDracula · 26/07/2005 23:58

and in fact rather warty looking too

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Enid · 26/07/2005 23:58

mmmmmmmm warty

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CountessDracula · 26/07/2005 23:59

personally I don't mind warty but the ocado man always gives me funny "knowing" looks

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Enid · 26/07/2005 23:59

does he wink while stroking your cucumber?

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Enid · 27/07/2005 00:00

plese tell me to go away dh has gone to bed in a huff and I have to pack tomoz

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CountessDracula · 27/07/2005 00:00

go and pack

yes he does wink

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Enid · 27/07/2005 00:01

pmsl

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CountessDracula · 27/07/2005 00:02

you should see his face when he gets the garlic french stick out

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ScummyMummy · 27/07/2005 00:05
Grin
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WideWebWitch · 27/07/2005 00:06

no no no, apparently the aussie delivery boys from MIs box (ha ha)scheme are delicious!

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soapbox · 27/07/2005 00:09

I also use the aussie boys 'box' scheme.

They deliver me fresh cucumbers every week

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overdraft · 27/07/2005 00:09

i was being serious you lot.i take it that i have some bloody boring mates then? note to self: must shop with ocardo

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WideWebWitch · 27/07/2005 00:09

It's Ocado but yes, you must!

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CountessDracula · 27/07/2005 00:10

ooh yes you must

best delivery person action

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