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Fanny farts!

(28 Posts)
AnnaInManchester Tue 05-Jul-05 20:12:55

Now I would change my name for this out of pure embarrasment, but as I'm banned from any name changes, u'll all know who I am!

Does anyone get embarrased by fanny farts during intercourse? My ex used to just laugh about it, but I used to wonder if he really thought I was passing real wind.

charleepeters Tue 05-Jul-05 20:14:13

I have never experienced it i can honestly say but yes i would get embarassed and it would deffantly kill the mood as i tend tt get a wee bit giggly about farting ect.

giraffeski Tue 05-Jul-05 20:27:48

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charleepeters Tue 05-Jul-05 20:30:22

why you been banned Anne? were you being Naughty?

AnnaInManchester Tue 05-Jul-05 20:32:46

Yes I have been banned by mn towers until I prove I am capable of behaving, which I am, I just have my moments of naughtiness.

Lucymoo Tue 05-Jul-05 20:33:49

Hi,i dont get embarrassed about fanny farting during the deed,it normally has me and dp in absolute stitches and i dont think its once killed the mood either.

charleepeters Tue 05-Jul-05 20:34:02

LOL! I take it youve been a little minx!

morningpaper Tue 05-Jul-05 20:35:04

This has never happened to me! It's not v. glamorous is it, ladies?

ButImAgoodGirlNow Tue 05-Jul-05 20:35:17

has it changed?

ButImAgoodGirlNow Tue 05-Jul-05 20:35:30

my name I mean

giraffeski Tue 05-Jul-05 20:36:24

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BethAndHerBrood Tue 05-Jul-05 20:37:14

My DH says the sensation adds a certain something to proceedings!!!!

It must be like having a raspberry blown on your cock!!!!

giraffeski Tue 05-Jul-05 20:37:56

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ButImAgoodGirlNow Tue 05-Jul-05 20:38:37

Lol, well its better than sitting on the naughty step! My bum doesnt half get numb on there! I have learnt my lesson and I am very sorry to QoQ. I should learn to control myself.

kama Tue 05-Jul-05 20:40:00

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BethAndHerBrood Tue 05-Jul-05 20:40:41

Fanny farting has got to be better than the bloke doing proper farts though!!!!

Hasn't it????....................................

nooka Tue 05-Jul-05 21:21:53

I find it depends on the position. Some ways are just tooo noisy!

Catsmother Tue 05-Jul-05 22:23:51

Oh God .... I hate this with a vengeance though DP says he doesn't mind. It just completely spoils the mood for me.

Maybe if this particular "sound effect" were included during sex scenes in films and on TV we'd all be a bit less worried by it. Though which "star" would be the first to have people think she was capable of such a thing ?!

lilaclotus Tue 05-Jul-05 22:27:10

i remember i had them once afterwards, went into the loo and had a laughing fit.

DaisyB Wed 06-Jul-05 08:38:24

I usually have them afterwards - tell dh it is a sign of appreciation (like some people say burping is poilte after a good meal!).

HappyDaddy Wed 06-Jul-05 09:32:31

I think it's funny, myself. I love the fact that my dw is so comfortable with me that she can relax completely.

If she does one in my face, my opinion might change though!!

HappyDaddy Wed 06-Jul-05 09:34:23

kama, my mum used to do yoga with other middle aged ladies. She said it was terrible cos everyone constantly farted whenever they were moving into positions. The teacher stayed very straight faced but mum said that all you could hear were muffled giggles. Luckily they had all the windows open so no-one passed out from methane poisoning!

Mamatoto Wed 06-Jul-05 09:35:23

TMI happy daddy.......way too much ( or is it a secret fantasy)

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