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So does anyone here know how you 'do' Tantric Sex?

(35 Posts)
Easy Sat 02-Jul-05 21:28:36

well, if Sting looks so good on it?

Nemo1977 Sat 02-Jul-05 21:29:12

pmsl easy hope my dh doesnt see this

eriksatie Sat 02-Jul-05 21:29:59

??? what is this please

Nemo1977 Sat 02-Jul-05 21:30:36

just googled

Caligula Sat 02-Jul-05 21:30:56

I was just about to start a thread asking if Sting's wife is the happiest woman on earth, to be envied by all, or the most pitiable martyr?

I can never make up my mind whether he's absolutely gorgeous or absolutely repulsive. Still not sure. Maybe by the end of his set...

Easy Sat 02-Jul-05 21:33:08

Is Trudie aging as well as Sting? Maybe the tantric sex is REALLY making her look old (haven't seen any pics of her for yonks)

kama Sat 02-Jul-05 21:34:14

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eriksatie Sat 02-Jul-05 21:35:22

sounds fantastic, how is it done

Easy Sat 02-Jul-05 21:35:39

Right Kama. Sounds great if it works, but how do you DO it?

Heathcliffscathy Sat 02-Jul-05 21:36:42

there are courses apparently. sounds fab doesn't it?

Easy Sat 02-Jul-05 21:37:41

Urrrrm Courses.

I'm imaging 12 naked couples in a draughty village hall

Easy Sat 02-Jul-05 21:38:08

imagining, even

Xena Sat 02-Jul-05 21:39:20

easy, when I think of that sort of course thats exactly what I imagine!

Nemo1977 Sat 02-Jul-05 21:39:34

all in a line now u but ur danglies here and she puts her bits there

all together now class

Easy Sat 02-Jul-05 21:40:17

All with blotchy skin, and goose-pimples

Nemo1977 Sat 02-Jul-05 21:41:44

lmao easy

dh just said he remembers watching eurotrash and there was a class like that in germany

Caligula Sat 02-Jul-05 21:46:19

Sounds like bloody hard work. What's wrong with going to sleep afterwards? Who has time to f* for 15 hours anyway? Whose children would tolerate it and go and get their own cornflakes?

happymerryberries Sat 02-Jul-05 21:47:15

And when would we ever find the time! Jeez I can't find the time or enegy for a quick ten minutes!!!

MistressMary Sat 02-Jul-05 21:47:33

I do tantric celibacy.
Thanks to my OH.

mumbojumbo Sat 02-Jul-05 21:48:47

I do tantric sleep (oooh I wish) and tantric shopping!

happymerryberries Sat 02-Jul-05 21:51:46

Can you do tantric shouting and nagging ?

Or tantric stuffing your face with chocs?

unicorn Sat 02-Jul-05 21:51:55

apparently dh says Sting said he was misquoted on the tantric sex thing...( but it hasn't done him any harm!)

hunkermunker Sat 02-Jul-05 22:51:13

Sting said he was going to teach Trudi tantric shopping - where she went shopping all day and didn't buy anything

SaintGeorge Sat 02-Jul-05 22:52:47

Ahem, don't knock the tantric thing until you've tried it

mytwopenceworth Sun 03-Jul-05 19:42:18

i thought you just, erm, put the plug in the socket so to speak and looked at each other and concentrated on feelings and sh*t, but didnt move anything! sounded deathly dull and could picture us falling asleep during that!!

couldnt open that link for some reason, so have no idea if i am misinformed, but whole thing sounds suspiciously new agey, and im really not into the whole connect with gaia light a candle suck a crystal change your name to moonstone check out your aura stick a gem stone up your bum sort of life!

i hope noone here is into this sh....tuff or i might get invited to 'step outside'!!

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