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You know when you think "hold on - is he havign an affair" ( in a paranoid funny way)

(72 Posts)
CNyle Tue 29-Sep-09 17:21:40

no SERIOUS issues here!

dh said he has to be away on his birthday - no prob at all say I

then i put the phone down and think

"Hey ho thats IT _ his mistress has offered him a night away and he was checking his story out" grin

RL mate says NO WAY would peopel really having affairs go away for their birthday
I say YES WAY ( thinking of Affairs I Have Witnessed)

wahdday think?

JeminTheDungeon Tue 29-Sep-09 17:23:50

Ask him if he would like a bit of cod fillet for tea...that should sort him out.

CybilLiberty Tue 29-Sep-09 17:24:20

Yes, he's chosen the most obvious day to double bluff you.

CNyle Tue 29-Sep-09 17:24:22

i shall
I shall ask him that very q.

CybilLiberty Tue 29-Sep-09 17:24:54

You should spend less time shopping and more time making yourself pretty for him

CNyle Tue 29-Sep-09 17:25:05

LOl
i said to mate " i will ask him if he is plannign a night in Slough with claire" ( his fictional other half)

she said
well thats no point is it

CNyle Tue 29-Sep-09 17:25:24

i have bin workin ain I today

FabBakerGirlIsBack Tue 29-Sep-09 17:25:38

What?

Does he often go away?

Are you seriously thinking he is going off with another woman?

CybilLiberty Tue 29-Sep-09 17:26:42

I love it when dh says he has to stay away

CNyle Tue 29-Sep-09 17:27:10

no not at all - he is often away
just put the phone down and thought if he were that woudl be good.
i ahd forgotten it was his bday
a nd said" why is you being away for the night a problem"

till a Little voice said "because its my birthday"

ahem

UnquietDad Tue 29-Sep-09 17:27:36

Is that Claire from Steps?

cocolepew Tue 29-Sep-09 17:27:38

A night in Slough with Claire is more exciting than a night with you? You need to up your game missy.

RubysReturn Tue 29-Sep-09 17:27:38

Oh deffo a strayer woudl do this.

I pondered whether Dh had a secret mobile until Carhone Warehouse pointed out I was challenging my landline Talk Talk direct debit

CNyle Tue 29-Sep-09 17:27:47

i do to
he used to eb away a lot - that was too much noveelty well worn off, NOW not enough at all. He even goes to the frozen north and back in a day.

BecauseImWorthIt Tue 29-Sep-09 17:28:04

Are you really worried, CNyle? Or just trying to distract us all?!

I wouldn't worry, unless it was a significant birthday, as DH doesn't really 'do' birthdays.

CNyle Tue 29-Sep-09 17:28:47

UQD i had a dream when i was pg that Claire was the girl.
when i criticise him now he says " ah well claire likes it"
grin

MIL goes off around valentines "on a conference" every year

CybilLiberty Tue 29-Sep-09 17:29:01

That;s why he;s having an affair because you don;t know when his birthday is

cocolepew Tue 29-Sep-09 17:29:06

Claire could be a cover for H.

CNyle Tue 29-Sep-09 17:29:45

no i haev no doubt dh is not having an affair. The thought of two women to deal with makes him all faint.

BUT WOULD A STRAYER be away for his bday or not.

CNyle Tue 29-Sep-09 17:30:12

kerching to coco
and yes to cyb
i haev got presents though. oh yes.

CybilLiberty Tue 29-Sep-09 17:31:00

No a strayer would think too obvious.

BecauseImWorthIt Tue 29-Sep-09 17:31:05

Prob not - prob on his/her best behaviour.

CNyle Tue 29-Sep-09 17:31:13

i saw H in Joseph.
he is obsessed with that fringe

CNyle Tue 29-Sep-09 17:31:26

cyb thast what mate said

cocolepew Tue 29-Sep-09 17:33:30

A strayer would be away for part of his birthday. Staying at home for the evening, then feigning indignation at having to travel for work on his birthday ffs! Then shack up in a Premier Inn with Debbie from accounts.

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