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Does anyone watch saucy DVDs with their DH/DP? Care to recommend?

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SaucyViewer Sat 26-Sep-09 18:00:50

Namechanger blush.

DH and I do like to watch a DVD together of the "adult" nature from time to time.

God, how bloody coy am I ?!

We tend to watch the Anna Span sort of ones, that say they are "by women for women" or ones intended to please couples.

They are all pretty naff nonetheless. However, I appreciate this is only to be expected.

Any recommendations for people like us, who don't like anything nasty? I can't even stand it when a bloke holds a woman's head when she's giving him a BJ.

What do other people like?

Malificence Sat 26-Sep-09 20:00:16

I'm not much help I'm afraid, I only have to see one thing I don't like and it puts me off, the prevalence of spitting in porn is hugely disgusting.
The Petra joy ones aren't too bad from what I've seen of the trailers - some are pretty kinky however - all womens fantasies type things including girl on girl which all men seem to like and it is normally a bit less brutal than normal porn.
We only tend to watch things like sexetera etc. mainly for a laugh.
I'd much rather be doing it than watching it and luckily my hubby hasn't got an appetite for hard porn either, he's not into watching plastic women get "skewered" between 2 or 3 ugly blokes. You could try the lovehoney site for some honest reviews of films.

skymoo Sat 26-Sep-09 23:49:44

i like Anna Span's market dvd...mmm

BitOfFun Sun 27-Sep-09 00:19:44

Some normal films are good- I can relate to Mal saying you only need to see one off-putting thing and the whole thing is ruined! Even sexcetera puts me right off at points, especially the uncritical portrayal of jock culture.

Have you seen 9 Songs, for example? It is quite a serious film but with a lot of honest sex in it. It isn't very cheerful or lighthearted, but just the fact of being about a proper sexual relationship is quite a turn-on nonetheless.

Malificence Sun 27-Sep-09 17:08:38

Don't watch porn week on bravo!
God, it's vile - groups of saddo male "fans" going around watching porn shoots and taking pictures, with an expression that says they've never touched a real woman.

Does it have to be "proper" porn?
There are plenty of normal films with great sex in them, I find I get more turned on by them, porn's just silly on the whole , for those with no imagination imho.

Deception springs to mind as a sexy film with a good story, unfortunately it's Ewan mcgregor getting his kit off rather than Hugh Jackman but it's still fairly hot.
I've just ordered Lust.caution from lovefilm, it's meant to be quite explicit.

cheerfulvicky Sun 27-Sep-09 17:24:25

Have you seen "Kama Sutra, a tale of love?" It's a mainstream movie by a woman filmmaker, really beautiful and a wonderful story. It's also incredibly sexy! Link here. Whenever I want to remember how passionate sex is/can be, I watch this.

SaucyViewer Sun 27-Sep-09 17:26:22

It's reassuring to know I am not the only faint-hearted adult-movie watcher here.

I like the Anna Span one Uniform Behaviour, and DH likes one of hers called, I think Maids in Britain. I will check out the market one, also the petra joy one and lust.caution.

I am not a great movie watcher but guess I could try some "proper" films.

I see a gap in the market for Mumset-acceptable porn.

In which the DH comes home, puts the DCs to bed, surprises his DW in a number of inventive ways (excluding bumsex, if you please), then makes her a cup of tea afterwards.

SaucyViewer Sun 27-Sep-09 17:28:33

Oh! Thanks Cheerful Vicky. That looks like a lovely fillum. Will put that on DH's Christmas list methinks wink.

AllFallDown Sun 27-Sep-09 18:37:20

Lust, Caution is explicit. But there's two and a half hours of Sino-Japanese political intrigue wrapped around the explicit bits . And the sex is all about power, not love - it's all but rape. Do not watch Lust, Caution expecting a racy evening in. It's a terrific movie - but a serious film, not a bodice-ripper.

Summerfruit Sun 27-Sep-09 18:44:39

A lot of interesting things here ! Do not suscribe for porn channel on sky..we did it just for some fun while the dds were in holidays...Yesterday we wanted to have a look and they were showing old (really old) couple doing the deed.....T H A T W A S N O T N I C E O R S E X Y !

SaucyViewer Sun 27-Sep-09 21:33:36

God this is getting complicated!

Summerfruit, you answered a question I had not dared ask - what are channels 999 etc actually like should you subscribe?

I sometimes think all I am looking for is a Carry On film with real, happy, sex. And with more attractive people.

Summerfruit Mon 28-Sep-09 08:21:50

No dont suscribe, especially because you have got to suscribe a minimum of 12 months, we didnt get that so we are stuck with it for another 11 months !

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