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Afternoon delight!

(46 Posts)
MasterBater Tue 22-Sep-09 21:33:48

Have been wondering whether to post this for a while.
I don't have a particularly high sex drive, and never have.
I have never orgasmed thru sex or oral, but do regularly with vibrator. Also oral and vibrator together, and anal and vibrator together.
When I say regularly, I mean for 1 week pre-period.
I take myself off to my room, electric blanket on and bury myself under the covers for some afternoon delight!!!!
I have heard that there are 3 types of orgasm. Vaginal, anal and clitoral, so I reckon that I am a clitoral orgasm-er.
What I want to know I suppose is:

Am I normal, is it normal for 42yr old women to go an roger themselves to orgasm in the afternoon while the kids are at school??

Also, how does orgasm feel to everyone else?? I think I only felt it a couple of years ago for the first time. It takes me so long to get there and when I do I want it to last forever.
It's like a pulse inside my clitoris and deeper inside which just keeps pulsing till it stops. Is that the end or is there more to come?
Sorry for all the questions. Ridiculous really at 42 to just be wonderin!!

AnyFucker Tue 22-Sep-09 21:35:56

am so sorry, but I am laughing my head off here

"roger themselves to orgasm....."

< screams >

err, yes, tis normal grin

bigchris Tue 22-Sep-09 21:36:45

sounds about right to me

I thiunk if you have waited until 42 to experience this you are perfectly entitled to go back to bed in the afternoons grin
better that than screwing the gardener wink

Unlikelyamazonian Tue 22-Sep-09 22:01:13

anyone seen my slippers

Unlikelyamazonian Tue 22-Sep-09 22:05:17

know which one I'd rather have

MasterBater Tue 22-Sep-09 22:05:49

No I am not screwin the gardener...not yet!!

AnyFucker Tue 22-Sep-09 22:06:35

pmsl @ UA

MasterBater Tue 22-Sep-09 22:07:37

Am I thick? I don't get that!

Unlikelyamazonian Tue 22-Sep-09 22:09:13

if you're not masterb then I will grin

MasterBater Tue 22-Sep-09 22:10:27

Send him round

Unlikelyamazonian Tue 22-Sep-09 22:10:53

of course you're not thick

AnyFucker Tue 22-Sep-09 22:11:03

mb, sausage vs fags

no contest ?

SolidGoldBrass Tue 22-Sep-09 22:11:16

FFS don't waste a second worrying about whether you're normal or not. You're not hurting anyone and there is no risk to your health from having lots of orgasms.
But a mains-operated vibrator wil save you a fortune on batteries,don't forget to close the windows before getting going, particularly if you are a yowler, and don't believe anyone who tells you that using vibrators can cause next door's television to go on the blink.

Unlikelyamazonian Tue 22-Sep-09 22:12:52

[http://www.insidesocal.com/tv/brokenTV18.jpg sometimes solid you talk horseshit]] grin

Unlikelyamazonian Tue 22-Sep-09 22:13:47

[http://www.insidesocal.com/tv/brokenTV18.jpg try again wanker amazonian]]

AnyFucker Tue 22-Sep-09 22:13:52

oh, am screaming again....

yowler

MasterBater Tue 22-Sep-09 22:14:03

OMFG A girl at work once told me that she knew when her nexr door neighbour was using hers and vice versa cos the telly went fuzzy. Hope my neighbour knows. He's really quite horny!

MasterBater Tue 22-Sep-09 22:15:37

It's like a pulse inside my clitoris and deeper inside which just keeps pulsing till it stops. Is that the end or is there more to come?

Unlikelyamazonian Tue 22-Sep-09 22:15:38

apologies for slur

AnyFucker Tue 22-Sep-09 22:16:41

oh christ, don't start making eyes at the horny neighbour...

what was that you said about your libido not being particularly high?

you are gagging for it, my love grin

< crosses legs and tries to contract pitiful pelvic floor >

MasterBater Tue 22-Sep-09 22:19:30

bitches. all of you. would hate to be depressed and really need help

Unlikelyamazonian Tue 22-Sep-09 22:20:12

this man is helping you find it AF

Unlikelyamazonian Tue 22-Sep-09 22:21:35

sorry you're hurting wink

AnyFucker Tue 22-Sep-09 22:21:45

here we, here we go, here we goooooooooo

< yowls in stylee of Shakira >

grin

Rindercella Tue 22-Sep-09 22:21:58

And keep your curtains open closed in case the window cleaner comes round wink

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