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nicknaming your private parts... own up

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DONTtouchMUMSspecialJUICE · 15/09/2009 20:18

so... i'll start. i've had in the past.

for male and female genetalia

feline and rooster

superman and superwoman aka clark and kara in public

hulk and cleo

currently mr and miss ferret

boobs have been named

big sue and wee betty

my friends boobs have the best nickname of winthorpe and churchstone

so.. whats your nicknames you gave them.. past and present or just your favs?

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wheniwishuponastar · 16/09/2009 09:51

poonani and lady garden

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TheBalladofGayTony · 16/09/2009 09:54

i don't understand why anyone would do this.

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blushingm · 16/09/2009 10:06

my friends dh member is called Clive

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BunnyLebowski · 16/09/2009 10:08

Pork sword and Axe wound.

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RealityIsNOTDetoxing · 16/09/2009 10:11

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MinnieMummy · 16/09/2009 10:11

Is this inspired by Adam and Joe??

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Genau · 16/09/2009 10:12

Oh god

my fanjo is called mary

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DemmitGel · 16/09/2009 10:12

Oh dear I thought your MN talkname was your "private part" nickname.

So do you say things like "would Mr Ferret like to visit Little Miss Ferret's dark little nest in about twenty minutes?" or "Big Sue has had enough kisses but I think Wetty Betty would like to be tickled" etc etc??

Am speechless.

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KnickersandVests · 16/09/2009 10:13

ROFL!! Wetty Betty

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LadyPinkofPinkerton · 16/09/2009 10:16

An ex of mine once named my boobs pinky and perky! I was not impressed.

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DemmitGel · 16/09/2009 10:18

Hence your talkname LadyPink??

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Genau · 16/09/2009 10:21

Hahahaha wetty betty, classic.

I don't really use the word mary in ahem amorous moments. It's more of a day to day word for my fanjo.

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SchnitzelVonKrumm · 16/09/2009 10:38

If DH attempted to nickname my breasts he would never have sex again

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ginnny · 16/09/2009 10:43

pmsl @ Pork Sword and Axe Wound.
That is just vile

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FlamingoBingo · 16/09/2009 10:44
Hmm
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cheerfulvicky · 16/09/2009 10:48

I have never named my bits. But I do feel in the minority here

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LadyPinkofPinkerton · 16/09/2009 10:55

Demmit, NO oops! My name is more about my favourite colour, lol.

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wheniwishuponastar · 16/09/2009 10:57

i think its good to give them names! but we haven't come up with a good name for his yet...

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FlamingoBingo · 16/09/2009 11:23

Why on earth is it good to give them names???? Do your feet have names? Your hands? Your nose?

Your private parts already have names - penis and vagina!

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wheniwishuponastar · 16/09/2009 11:29

i suppose it makes talking about sex with your partner easier, more fun? less clinical, more friendly, or something... sense of humour is important, and having a language to talk about sex is good for getting what you want and communicating!

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Wigglesworth · 16/09/2009 11:38

My friend is a ginger and she gets a full wax sometimes, she calls it George Dawes (from shooting stars) when smooth and when it has grown back it is called Chris Evans.

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DemmitGel · 16/09/2009 12:27
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onebatmother · 16/09/2009 12:31
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Chesente · 16/09/2009 12:35

Victoria and Peter

and Bertha the bum.

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SexyDomesticatedDad · 16/09/2009 12:44

Percy, as in 'going to point Percy at the porcelain' ???

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