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nicknaming your private parts... own up

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so... i'll start. i've had in the past.

for male and female genetalia

feline and rooster

superman and superwoman aka clark and kara in public

hulk and cleo

currently mr and miss ferret

boobs have been named

big sue and wee betty

my friends boobs have the best nickname of winthorpe and churchstone

so.. whats your nicknames you gave them.. past and present or just your favs?

wheniwishuponastar Wed 16-Sep-09 09:51:22

poonani and lady garden

TheBalladofGayTony Wed 16-Sep-09 09:54:31

i don't understand why anyone would do this.

blushingm Wed 16-Sep-09 10:06:24

my friends dh member is called Clive hmm

BunnyLebowski Wed 16-Sep-09 10:08:51

Pork sword and Axe wound.

RealityIsNOTDetoxing Wed 16-Sep-09 10:11:02

Message withdrawn

MinnieMummy Wed 16-Sep-09 10:11:32

Is this inspired by Adam and Joe??

Genau Wed 16-Sep-09 10:12:09

Oh god

my fanjo is called mary

DemmitGel Wed 16-Sep-09 10:12:31


Oh dear I thought your MN talkname was your "private part" nickname.

So do you say things like "would Mr Ferret like to visit Little Miss Ferret's dark little nest in about twenty minutes?" or "Big Sue has had enough kisses but I think Wetty Betty would like to be tickled" etc etc??

Am speechless.

KnickersandVests Wed 16-Sep-09 10:13:53

ROFL!! Wetty Betty grin

LadyPinkofPinkerton Wed 16-Sep-09 10:16:20

An ex of mine once named my boobs pinky and perky! I was not impressed.

DemmitGel Wed 16-Sep-09 10:18:41

Hence your talkname LadyPink?? grin

Genau Wed 16-Sep-09 10:21:52

Hahahaha wetty betty, classic.

I don't really use the word mary in ahem amorous moments. It's more of a day to day word for my fanjo.


SchnitzelVonKrumm Wed 16-Sep-09 10:38:38

If DH attempted to nickname my breasts he would never have sex again

ginnny Wed 16-Sep-09 10:43:08

pmsl @ Pork Sword and Axe Wound.
That is just vile grin

FlamingoBingo Wed 16-Sep-09 10:44:51


cheerfulvicky Wed 16-Sep-09 10:48:05

I have never named my bits. But I do feel in the minority here grin

LadyPinkofPinkerton Wed 16-Sep-09 10:55:25

Demmit, NO shock oops! My name is more about my favourite colour, lol.

wheniwishuponastar Wed 16-Sep-09 10:57:31

i think its good to give them names! but we haven't come up with a good name for his yet...

FlamingoBingo Wed 16-Sep-09 11:23:16

Why on earth is it good to give them names???? Do your feet have names? Your hands? Your nose?

Your private parts already have names - penis and vagina!

wheniwishuponastar Wed 16-Sep-09 11:29:53

i suppose it makes talking about sex with your partner easier, more fun? less clinical, more friendly, or something... sense of humour is important, and having a language to talk about sex is good for getting what you want and communicating!

Wigglesworth Wed 16-Sep-09 11:38:55

My friend is a ginger and she gets a full wax sometimes, she calls it George Dawes (from shooting stars) when smooth and when it has grown back it is called Chris Evans.

DemmitGel Wed 16-Sep-09 12:27:25


onebatmother Wed 16-Sep-09 12:31:01

<eyes wide>

Chesente Wed 16-Sep-09 12:35:41

Victoria and Peter blush

and Bertha the bum.

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