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I'm worried about my DH. He has bought himself a Furry costume and wants me call him Foxy!

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PlushieLover Fri 11-Sep-09 13:22:37

I have namechanged as I am so embarrassed. blush

I was totally shocked. He says I only have to dress up too if I want to - no pressure, but he would love it if I would groom him and stroke his furry tail. shock

I don't know what to do. I think I'd almost prefer it if he wanted to wear my clothes rather than get kitted up like Basil Brush!

I am so anxious about tonight. Normally we have a bottle of wine and get a bit amorous on a Friday night. He phoned earlier and suggested getting the "cubs" to bed early tonight. I normally wouldn't mind a bit of "wild animal" sex but this wasn't quite what I was thinking of.

Is he a pervert? What shall I do?

LadyGlencoraPalliser Fri 11-Sep-09 13:23:52

Is that you, Rhubs?

travellingwilbury Fri 11-Sep-09 13:25:10

Play Bingo instead grin

kormachameleon Fri 11-Sep-09 13:26:07

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FarkinBarkin Fri 11-Sep-09 13:28:30

Dress up as a beagle and chase him round the house.

SheWillBeLoved Fri 11-Sep-09 13:28:35

grin grin

Brilliant. Just coughed a chunk of cheese at my monitor.

He's obviously watched too many Foxy Bingo ads.

Nancy66 Fri 11-Sep-09 13:28:42

He's a 'furrie'

preciouslillywhite Fri 11-Sep-09 13:28:46

Why don't you go for a romantic moonlight stroll first and rip open a couple of bin bags? That might get you in the mood grin

Rindercella Fri 11-Sep-09 13:29:39

Can't see the attraction myself

QuintessentialShadows Fri 11-Sep-09 13:31:13

you should go out and look for the moon to see if it shines on.....

PlushieLover Fri 11-Sep-09 13:37:43

OMG - you mean this is common! <<faints dead away>>. I thought he spent a lot of time on WOW, but thought that to be relatively normally. He is bearded with glasses too!

Deemented Fri 11-Sep-09 13:45:48

I once knew a bloke who bought his (male) partner a sheep outfit. They then went on a run in the country and my friend asked his fella to put the sheeps costume on and go into the field with the rest of the sheep, get on all fours and make 'Baa-ing' noises.

He did this, and then said friend went into field and apprently had lots of fun trying to find his boyfriend.


preciouslillywhite Fri 11-Sep-09 13:54:57

phwooooar, have a listen to this what I just happened to see on another foxy thread're in for a proper treat tonite wink

UnquietDad Fri 11-Sep-09 13:55:24

Boom Boom

FabBakerGirlIsBack Fri 11-Sep-09 13:56:38

Has he been watching CSI Las Vegas?

kormachameleon Fri 11-Sep-09 13:56:38

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RumourOfAHurricane Fri 11-Sep-09 14:01:13

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RumourOfAHurricane Fri 11-Sep-09 14:02:17

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PlushieLover Fri 11-Sep-09 14:04:08

Porn teddy pics? shock Is everyone weird or is it just me?

RumourOfAHurricane Fri 11-Sep-09 14:05:23

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SomeGuy Fri 11-Sep-09 14:07:27

Bear porn here

PlushieLover Fri 11-Sep-09 14:08:00

I am obviously hopelessly naive!

RumourOfAHurricane Fri 11-Sep-09 14:10:21

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SomeGuy Fri 11-Sep-09 14:11:11

No I don't think so. Was helping you out with the link.

RumourOfAHurricane Fri 11-Sep-09 14:12:15

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