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DH will be really upset :-(

(19 Posts)
Georgie09 Sat 05-Sep-09 18:57:11

I've just splattered diarrhea all over DH's new white shirt. He will be fuming.

Do I admit to it or blame the dog?

LaurieFairyCake Sat 05-Sep-09 18:58:57

why were you wiping your butt on his shirt?

PrincessToadstool Sat 05-Sep-09 18:58:59

Is this a joke?

BecauseImWorthIt Sat 05-Sep-09 19:00:44

Er - just put it in the wash?

Georgie09 Sat 05-Sep-09 19:01:59

I wasn't, it was an accident. I suffer chronic constipation and need to take laxitives every night. This morning, I was so desperate, I took an extra two. That's when it happened. DH's shirt was folded up in the bathroom, I just made it in there and the shirt was unfortunately in the firing line.

PrincessToadstool Sat 05-Sep-09 19:03:01

I don't believe you.

ilovemydogandmrobama Sat 05-Sep-09 19:03:08

There's a really good stain remover 'Shout'

Blame the dog wink

random Sat 05-Sep-09 19:03:35

Just wash it?

Tambajam Sat 05-Sep-09 19:03:48

It will wash out. Biological washing powder, 60c.

AnyFucker Sat 05-Sep-09 19:04:54


LaurieFairyCake Sat 05-Sep-09 19:05:13

interesting first post hmm

RealityIsNOTDetoxing Sat 05-Sep-09 19:06:36

Message withdrawn

cherryblossoms Sat 05-Sep-09 19:11:27

What happens at the end, Reality?

[I'm one of those people who likes to know the ending before I decide to read something. And I'm guessing this is going to come to a swift halt now, with some of us never the wiser.]

Level43 Sat 05-Sep-09 19:13:38

does she blame the dog, husband comes home , gets out 12 bore and shoots the dog? grin

LuluMaman Sat 05-Sep-09 19:14:06

oh look, another random poo fetishist

not had one of those for ages

all we need now is someone with an embarassing knicker wetting episode and a wanking stepson and we've got the full set of loons !

cherryblossoms Sat 05-Sep-09 19:18:06

Level43 - I know that one!

Then it turns out that the dog was an amazing dog and, in fact, had been in the act of saving the rest of the family from a monster, or a wolf, or something, that had broken into the house, and they were cowering in the wardrobe, with the slain monster blocking the wardrobe door shut.

When the dh finds them (and the body of the monster), he shoots himself in remorse, and then the OP does too, because she blamed the dog.

Or something.

QueenOfFuckingEverything Sat 05-Sep-09 19:20:42

Don't forget the tights troll grin

Level43 Sat 05-Sep-09 19:22:01

grin and there's then this huge hurricane and the whole damn lot blows away to timbuctoo never to seen nor heard of again!

drlove8 Thu 22-Oct-09 15:50:25


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