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I 'smell rancid and look like shit' I feel like kicking things.

(40 Posts)
TheDevilWearsYFronts Fri 19-Jun-09 19:30:47

ExH has been to get the kids, they are staying at a mutual friends house for the weekend. And that was his parting line.

Maybe I do? I haven't had time/inclination to shower since yesterday morning, have felt so low I haven't bothered with make up.

princessmel Fri 19-Jun-09 19:32:09


How unpleasant of him!

I very much doubt you smell after 2 days.

Portofino Fri 19-Jun-09 19:33:43

And you can have a nice relaxing bath and pamper yourself.. He on the other hand will still be an arse!

TheDevilWearsYFronts Fri 19-Jun-09 19:34:02

It's a long messy affair, I won't go into details.

He just knows how to hit where it hurts. I take real pride in my appearance, always have , always will.

HolyGuacamole Fri 19-Jun-09 19:34:44

What a charmer. He must be exceptionally insecure to have tried to make you feel like shit by saying that. Tosser!

TheDevilWearsYFronts Fri 19-Jun-09 19:35:01

Thanks ladies, I know you can't 'advise' as such, but it's cathartic to see others calling him a tosser, hehe.

princessmel Fri 19-Jun-09 19:35:11

I know you do. I have seen you on previous profiles.

ignore ignore ignore him

misdee Fri 19-Jun-09 19:35:15


have you broken up again? thought u had patched things up. or do i have the wrong devil?

go have a relaxing bath now.

GypsyMoth Fri 19-Jun-09 19:35:49

Well he noticed you aren't yourself today!! But he vouldve been nicer with his observations!

random Fri 19-Jun-09 19:35:49

What a twat

Lulumama Fri 19-Jun-09 19:36:05

you won;'t smell after one day of not showering

insread of being down on yourself, thank your lucky stars this offensive knobhead is your ex

cyteen Fri 19-Jun-09 19:36:34

Just thank your lucky stars that he won't be sniffing around sexually harassing you wink

Seriously though, I presume he has a tiny penis?

SuperBunny Fri 19-Jun-09 19:37:27

And he said that in front of the DC? Nice man.

treedelivery Fri 19-Jun-09 19:37:45


Have a cracking weekend and bollocks to him.

TheDevilWearsYFronts Fri 19-Jun-09 19:38:33

A perfect penis, as it happens, sadly his personality doesn't match up.

Mintyy Fri 19-Jun-09 19:39:26

Sorry you are feeling low Devil sad.

Please, I beseech you, don't let the childfree time you have slip away without doing something good and positive and life affirming just for you. Don't spend it all on work or housework or surfing t'net or tv.

TheDevilWearsYFronts Fri 19-Jun-09 19:40:07

I'm off to my friends for a 'Saturday Roast' tomorrow, then we plan to wander out in Shoreditch and see some bands, canny wait.

For tonight yes, long soak and a glass or two.

Mintyy Fri 19-Jun-09 19:41:03

Oh good. Sounds fab smile.

TheDevilWearsYFronts Fri 19-Jun-09 19:41:45

But actually before the long soak I need to repaint a kitchen wall and mop the living room floor. damn.

Alambil Fri 19-Jun-09 19:42:54

You feel like telling him if he does it one more time he'll have to pay for a contact centre?

You can drop them off at the door and the staff take them to him - then reverse for pick-up so you don't have to have any contact whatsoever

You know he's doing it to control your head still - you KNOW you don't smell, rancid or otherwise and you KNOW you don't look like shit. Don't give him headspace x

thisisyesterday Fri 19-Jun-09 19:43:12

he sounds liek a right twat. and as such you should ignore his facile comments..

TheDevilWearsYFronts Fri 19-Jun-09 19:43:15

Thanks you are a lovely lot.

Now what to say when I call to speak to the DC tomorrow morning?

TheDevilWearsYFronts Fri 19-Jun-09 19:45:12

Oh sorry misdee, on and off for ages, there will be no more 'on' though that's for damn sure. Hows your man btw?

Alambil Fri 19-Jun-09 19:45:24

"If you speak to me like that again, you'll hear from my lawyer - now, let me speak to the kids. Thanks"

Kbear Fri 19-Jun-09 19:45:27

"Hello Fuckwit, can I speak to my children please?"

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