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100% guranteed meth0ds of initiating sex?

(14 Posts)
PerfectPrefect Sun 31-May-09 00:10:40

Somthing I am crap at

but tonight I need feel like a bit of nooky.

How do I incite such an act with guranteed sucess.

So far I am considering a full shave of the ladygarden - but after 1/2 bottle of wine this may be dangerous and lead to a bloodbath.

Any other GUARANTEED methods?

aseriouslyblondemoment Sun 31-May-09 00:19:04

just jump him fgsgrin

Tortington Sun 31-May-09 00:20:21

jesus - shaving...really?

i just have to rub dh's chest when i get in bed and we are away - how hard can it be?

PerfectPrefect Sun 31-May-09 00:23:43

if only it were that easy blinde/custy....

aseriouslyblondemoment Sun 31-May-09 00:25:01

why not?
if i want it i just go for it..!

LovelyTinOfSpam Sun 31-May-09 00:27:28

Um....

Hand on thigh and move it up?

His or yours would probably work grin

Is he not v responsive or are you just not used to it?

Please don't start shaving your fanny at this time of night half a bottle of wine down. it will end in tears!

SolidGoldBrass Sun 31-May-09 11:18:24

Sadly there is no 100% guaranteed method which is actually ethical. But saying to your DH that you are in the mood or whatever phrase you use in your house has as good a chance of working as anything.

TwoScrambled Sun 31-May-09 12:13:52

Hand on thigh works well! Nice clear message!

nikki1978 Sun 31-May-09 17:30:21

"Fancy a f*ck?" grin

My DH needs very little prompting and is just as happy with me saying I fancy it as when I do a whole seduction routine

Why not just tell him to go upstairs as you want to give him a massage then when he is relaxed you can take advantage.

I'm pretty sure most men need very little in the way of seduction unlike us complicated ladies grin

seeker Sun 31-May-09 17:34:49

With most men - breathing is all it takes!

FabulousBakerGirl Sun 31-May-09 17:38:04

Did you get any? grin

LovelyTinOfSpam Sun 31-May-09 19:10:20

Good question FBG grin

RedCharityBonney Sun 31-May-09 20:34:05

"Are you ... in the mood?"

Sorted.

ToughDaddy Sun 31-May-09 21:30:48

Clint Eastwood, I think used to/does say "honey have you flossed?" Don't ask me why?

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