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Real Sex Tips

(146 Posts)
KerryMumbles Wed 28-Jan-09 16:24:35

What are your best ways to please your lover?

KerryMumbles Wed 28-Jan-09 16:28:58

Come on don't be all shy.

nettie Wed 28-Jan-09 16:29:52

Say yes once in a blue moon wink

KerryMumbles Wed 28-Jan-09 16:58:43

ah come on you lot.

may have to wait until Friday night to post this I see....

eekamoose Wed 28-Jan-09 16:59:27

Stay awake whilst on the job

Portofino Wed 28-Jan-09 17:01:25

Bit early imo. You need for some wine bottles to be opened!

<<ahem>> Early morning surprise BJs....

Lizzylou Wed 28-Jan-09 17:03:10

Crotchless knickers

DH is a simple soul really

KerryMumbles Wed 28-Jan-09 17:04:50

secrets ladies. secrets.

strange and wonderful tips that the rest of us might be unaware of....

Stretch Wed 28-Jan-09 17:05:56

Lots of wine!
Strip tease (only sometimes)
Variety of positions (not all in one session though!)
Cock ring!! grin blush
Long fingernails.
Large mouth!

LaDiDaDi Wed 28-Jan-09 17:05:58

Dp likes it if I rub his balls with my tits.

Is that more what you're after, Kerrymum wink?

Lizzylou Wed 28-Jan-09 17:06:48

DH likes his knees kissed hmm

Also licking his balls

KerryMumbles Wed 28-Jan-09 17:09:10

yes. should have said dirty sex tips grin

I was reading Cosmo at the hospital yesterday and they were giving detailed sexual tips. I was shock

and then I thought hell, I bet mnetters can come up with better!

ladycornyofsilke Wed 28-Jan-09 17:11:27

Is this for your novel Kerry? Are you the new Jackie Collins?

KerryMumbles Wed 28-Jan-09 17:11:55

No. No.

Have a date on Thursday

LightShinesInTheDarkness Wed 28-Jan-09 17:12:11

sorry to be so naive (and I am serious btw) but what is a cock ring?

KerryMumbles Wed 28-Jan-09 17:12:20

Am rusty

KerryMumbles Wed 28-Jan-09 17:12:51

cock ring is a ring put on a man's cock that helps him to keep his erection for a long time. and makes him very hard.

ladycornyofsilke Wed 28-Jan-09 17:13:25

Is this sexy swimming dad then?

ScarletA Wed 28-Jan-09 17:18:18

To get that big o every time... during intercourse (missionary position) drag him up as high as you can so his willy rubs in the rightest for me anyway grin

Bumperslucious Wed 28-Jan-09 17:46:04

Does that really work scarlet, can you be a little more detailed? <ahem> I mean, just in case other people want more information...

ScarletA Wed 28-Jan-09 17:55:26

was hoping no one would ask me that. blush

OK - once he's on top and in you, pull his body up as far as it will go so that when he thrusts [clears throat]it pushes right on your [stuggles to actually type the word] clit [eek].

Willies just thrusting away inside without actually rubbing on the right bits doesn't work (for me). I think it also may be the pressure of that boney bit above where the willy comes out - now why didn't I study anatomy? - is it the pelvis? - anyway, that bit rubbing on you helps too.

Hope that helps?

AbricotsSecs Wed 28-Jan-09 18:07:51

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Lizzylou Wed 28-Jan-09 18:09:15

That is a well known position, it was in Cosmo whilst I was at Uni, we studied very hard and [blsuh]

Lizzylou Wed 28-Jan-09 18:09:37

It is, CAT!

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

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