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Why does he not want to??? I thought it was everyman's fantasy...........BUM SEX!!!!

(61 Posts)
reallyfatcow Tue 21-Oct-08 17:01:30

I've begged my dp over and over to partake in anal expeditions but he refuses flatly and says it's wrong!!!!
How can I persuade him it's RIGHT?????

CountessDracula Tue 21-Oct-08 17:02:05

oh god
you are such a crap troll

nailpolish Tue 21-Oct-08 17:02:22

he doesnt want his knob covered in shit

next question

ShowOfHands Tue 21-Oct-08 17:02:44

My dh would rather eat a live tarantula and its entire extended family than put that there.

forevercleaning Tue 21-Oct-08 17:03:58

reallyfatcow if i were you i would remove the pictures of your beautiful dc's before you post on this subject again. hmm

bobsyouruncle Tue 21-Oct-08 17:04:01

pmsl grin

TrinityLovesHerVampireRhino Tue 21-Oct-08 17:04:05


noone told me it was friday night is what I thought when I saw that title

now I'm just thinking

oh christ, school kids again

showofhands, that made me snort grin

wessexgirl Tue 21-Oct-08 17:04:23

Can't say I blame him. Trolls have such hairy arses.

reallyfatcow Tue 21-Oct-08 17:04:41

but my ex partner loved it and i have grown to love it too!!! It's GREAT!!!!! what is a troll??? cos if it's someone who likes it up the trumper then yeah i sure am!!!

TracksuitLover Tue 21-Oct-08 17:04:51

What is it that makes you want this?

nailpolish Tue 21-Oct-08 17:05:19

get yourself a dildo and do it with that

GylesBandwidth Tue 21-Oct-08 17:05:59

Erm.... reallyfatcow, you don't appear to be on the Bumsex Rota.
It's someone else's turn this week.
<<emails the lucky poster, and encourages them to post asap>>

reallyfatcow Tue 21-Oct-08 17:06:10

oh forgot about my pics lmfao!!!!...better not do that cos he'll have nowhere to park it!! pmsl instead

TrinityLovesHerVampireRhino Tue 21-Oct-08 17:06:21

you have a profile
hmm so maybe you are real

or just a vfery thorough troll

hmm if you are for real then sheeesh get over it
you can't force him

he doesn't want to
and quit saying stupid things like
I thought it was every mans dream

TracksuitLover Tue 21-Oct-08 17:06:38

I'd be worried it would make me anally incontinent the more I did it

CountessDracula Tue 21-Oct-08 17:07:37

No it's someone who gratuitously over-uses exclamation marks

ruddynoraaaaaaggggggghhhhh Tue 21-Oct-08 17:08:13

maybe stop begging and just flip yourself over anytime he goes for your fanjo.

GylesBandwidth Tue 21-Oct-08 17:08:17

I see you are into "gerdening and stuff".
Is that related to your OP? grin

CountessDracula Tue 21-Oct-08 17:08:54

uphill gardening is that?

forevercleaning Tue 21-Oct-08 17:10:00

yeah digging deep in all that soft brown muck - pmsl

FimboGotAxed Tue 21-Oct-08 17:11:56

I presume this is a follow on to your last two posts on this thread.

What a funny little thing you are.....{hmm]

reallyfatcow Tue 21-Oct-08 17:12:28

yes mainly uphill !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they were for the dracule btw hehe.
i dunno why i like and i'm almost anally incontinent anyway since severe trauma during birth of dd2 so thats not a worry.
i used to think the idea was horrendous but if you time it right and watch you eat before hand it can very sensual.

expatinscotland Tue 21-Oct-08 17:13:23

Did anyone ever see that episode of 'Embarrassing Illnesses' when that minger lady went in and said, 'I have piles' when actually she was covered in anal warts?


reallyfatcow Tue 21-Oct-08 17:14:22

That was me!!!! i got them from bum sex pmsl!!!

CountessDracula Tue 21-Oct-08 17:14:33

Why would anyone want to shag someone up the ar$e who was anally incontinent?

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