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those wo have split - do oyu have a name for your ex?

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FluffyMummy123 Mon 25-Aug-08 11:56:42

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BitOfFun Mon 25-Aug-08 11:57:34

Tw*tface usually, but it varies...

FlightAttendent Mon 25-Aug-08 11:58:21

Not a specific one but there are a lot of unspeakable words involved whenever he needs to be spoken of.

Mr Nobby Nobhead is one I use with the children

Go on flame me smile

FluffyMummy123 Mon 25-Aug-08 11:58:52

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GentleOtter Mon 25-Aug-08 11:58:55

It depends how angry I feel but mostly "The Dishcloth".

FluffyMummy123 Mon 25-Aug-08 11:59:24

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Mamazon Mon 25-Aug-08 12:00:06

i do. I wont allow the children to hear me saying anything negative about him so i always use either a 4 letter alternative to Fanjo, or if it is in general conversation i call him J.

I wil need to be a little more sophisticated as they get older though, i fear theymay have sussed out the 4 letter one.

youcannotbeserious Mon 25-Aug-08 12:00:35

I used to call DH's Ex Cruella.

It suited her..

But I am more mature now wink

(But, DH would still know who I meant if I called someone Cruella! grin)

FluffyMummy123 Mon 25-Aug-08 12:00:47

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scorpio1 Mon 25-Aug-08 12:01:32

i like knobber at the moment.

FluffyMummy123 Mon 25-Aug-08 12:02:25

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youcannotbeserious Mon 25-Aug-08 12:02:30

cod - I think you have to look after your own. If it made your sister feel better, then I think it's passable

FluffyMummy123 Mon 25-Aug-08 12:03:00

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scorpio1 Mon 25-Aug-08 12:03:57

thing is, my ex didnt do anything to me...im sure it would be worse otherwise.

GentleOtter Mon 25-Aug-08 12:04:03

Not really cod. He was damp, useless at drying dishes and you could never find him.

Mamazon Mon 25-Aug-08 12:04:14

OOh you can call her Barron von slut bitch. say it in a slightly Austrian accent. it shallmake you smile.....even though it is rather mean.

Ahh fuck it! she is a slut for stealing your BIl. she deserves it

Aimsmum Mon 25-Aug-08 12:05:11

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EelCod Mon 25-Aug-08 12:06:05

lol at otters wit

youcannotbeserious Mon 25-Aug-08 12:07:23

LOL at Aimsmum... I felt rather affectionate about 'Cruella' - It's been a while since I used that name!!!

ChairmanMiao Mon 25-Aug-08 12:08:52

petrie dish
invertebrate
Beelzebub

EelCod Mon 25-Aug-08 12:18:00

have you an ex fabio?

Fabeelo Mon 25-Aug-08 12:20:44

I am Fabeelo until I come up with something better.

I have <checks reg. page> about 12 incarnations as Fabio to choose from.

Kally Mon 25-Aug-08 12:33:29

There's a mid-east paste called Tehina it is made from crushed sesame seeds and eaten as a side dish at most meals.
My oldest daughter calls my ex 'Sheik Tehina'.. just about sums him up I suppose.

lojoesmammy Mon 25-Aug-08 12:50:09

Bas*ard - would do it for me. But, when dp and I split for a while I used to call him Puke face.

zookeeper Mon 25-Aug-08 12:57:37

Cod help us out here - can you give us any distinguishing characteristics/first name of OW so we have something to work with?

Infertility jibes a step too far though

My nob's ex dp's new dp is called Anna - affectionately known in this house as Granna becasue of muttton hairdo and err teeth issues.

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