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How the sunday morning shag is not what it used to be!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(14 Posts)
snotgrobler Sun 10-Aug-08 11:09:55

Felt a bit fruity this morning so told dp way hey said dp, so told the ds's to put on c beebies ran upstairs- ds's then wanted a drink so whilst I did that dp prepared himself hmm back upstairs - did the dirty deed, then opened the door the dog and cat were both waitng outside and the boys were making their way upstairs. From start to finish over in 5 minutes. Oh the joys of kids!

Kally Sun 10-Aug-08 12:08:44

Its better than nothing!

Try waking up a little earlier... just keep lastnights chewed gum on the bedpost....

HumphreyPillow Sun 10-Aug-08 12:10:58

LOL @ gum on the bedpost. grin

kerryk Sun 10-Aug-08 12:18:39

we have to lock ourselves in the bathroom during the day.

snotgrobler Sun 10-Aug-08 12:52:41

I think the worse part is the look on the dog and cat's faces!

lizinthesticks Sun 10-Aug-08 13:04:00

Sunday morning's for church and contemplative spiritual reflection - not fucking each other's brains out on teh bogroom floor whilst the kids search youtube using terms like tits and arses.

HumphreyPillow Sun 10-Aug-08 13:10:31

what a delightful post, lizinthesticks.

Alambil Sun 10-Aug-08 13:13:23

surely if you're that into Church on a Sunday morning, you don't use language such as "fucking" hmm

BBBee Sun 10-Aug-08 13:19:54

lol "look on the cat and dog's faces"

FluffyMummy123 Sun 10-Aug-08 13:20:42

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Cappuccino Sun 10-Aug-08 13:23:39

lewis yes you do

oh yes you do

I can confirm this categorically

MatNanPlus Sun 10-Aug-08 13:27:02

hmm maybe feed the cat & dog as well as putting on cbeebies

Jazzicatz Sun 10-Aug-08 13:52:14

I will next time!

DebbieA01 Fri 15-Aug-08 21:16:51

Sunday Morning shag???!! A distant memory for me!!! Try so hard to get my 11 year old to look after our 4 yr old and 7mth old baby, but feel guilty so cant switch off to enjoy it!! Saturday night is more fun these days if we can stay awake long enough that is!! LOL!!!!

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