I have just prostituted myself ....... and am only mildly ashamed (-:

[mosschops30]

dh is out on the lash with the boys.

I txt him and asked for his card number to buy myself some books for my new job on amazon.
dh 'fine heres the number but dont go mad'
me 'its £50'
dh 'no way'
me 'what about 2 of them'
dh 'ok if youre waiting on the stairs when I come in'
me 'no way im going to bed'
dh 'ok then morning sex'
me 'no i have a spin classs, but i will get the two chepaest and u can have it tomorrow night'
dh 'done'

should I be or is this normal

[ObsidianBlackbirdMcNight]

Lol
I think it's funny!

[expatinscotland]

did the total cost come to a greater amount than a Big Mac meal from MacDonalds?

[bellavita]

[mosschops30]

oh yes expat it was £32 (which in the world of prostitution is probably not even enough for lesser things IYKWIM)

did you give it up for a big mac lol

[LongLiveGreenElizabeth]

Yes two important txt books that will further your career is at least an investment into yourself!!! Another mumsnetter 'prostituted' herself for a hamburger!

[mosschops30]

I shouldve held out for the 3 of them shouldnt I

[ninah]

you haven't delivered yet

[onepieceoflollipop]

I don't think expat gave it up for a big mac, there was a recent thread where someone did (iirc) a "deal" with her dp and it involved a takeaway McDs I think.

[SoupDragon]

£32?? You're a cheap tart

[mosschops30]

lol I could make pirate noises for the extra £20 for the other book

[expatinscotland]

Oh, sorry, I was referring to that thread a while back about the Big Mac in exchange for a BJ. .

I thought I had seen you on it.

[morningpaper]

that's nothing, one Mumsnetter recently admitted to doing it for a bacon sandwich

sex for bacon is a very bad low

[bellavita]

Do people really do deals?

[mosschops30]

Im sorry but yes I gave it up for 'The Oxford Handbook of Critical Care' and 'Anatomy and Physiology for Dummies'

I know I should have held out for 'Intensive Care Nursing' damm Im just waaay too easy

[Flossish]

yup. BJ's are the best currency in my house. Although most of the time I just can't be arsed and also I've failed to deliver on a few promises...

[StripeyKnickersSpottySocks]

I've only ever done a deal for a new car and a laptop.

[onepieceoflollipop]

slight hijack, please all stop discussing McDs/takeaways. This happens too often. We all start drooling and saying things like "ooh hang on, need to txt dh and get him to come home via the chippy!"

I'd quite like a cheeseburger and fries now.

[bellavita]

I would have just ordered the books.

[LongLiveGreenElizabeth]

Wow. SKSS. Villa in Portugal would be nice too?!?

[mosschops30]

stripedknickers you are either far more classy than me or just much better in the sack

[bellavita]

New car and laptop more like it , perhaps even for just the car.