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How would you feel/react if a new man said the following about your body after sex?

(304 Posts)
honkytonkwoman Tue 08-Jul-08 23:29:27

(1) "It's too bushy." Said about easy-to-guess bits, which I had (I thought) trimmed very neatly the evening before.

(2) "Your clitoris is not very easy to find."

(3) "Ooh, your legs are a bit stubbly - you need to Immac." Said, again, while cuddling in the early hours of the morning, and at the very early stages of grow-back - I'd shaved the morning before, less than 24 hours previously.

I want to know how others would respond or react to this, before I say anymore. Thanks.

KerryMum Tue 08-Jul-08 23:30:38

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nancy75 Tue 08-Jul-08 23:31:21

dont slam the door on your way out?

notjustmom Tue 08-Jul-08 23:31:39

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nancy75 Tue 08-Jul-08 23:31:56

on point 2 - its perfectly easy to find, you are just shit in bed

sleepycat Tue 08-Jul-08 23:32:07

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OverMyDeadBody Tue 08-Jul-08 23:32:22

I wouldn't see him again that's for sure.

NoBiggyFinish Tue 08-Jul-08 23:32:28

1) Fuck off.

2) Fuck off.

3) Fuck off.

And don't come back.

colditz Tue 08-Jul-08 23:32:34

I would say "Here is £10, here are some taxi numbers, you can wait outside for it, keep the change."

zippitippitoes Tue 08-Jul-08 23:33:05

i have had similar convo about bush...

the second wouldnt really apply to me so dont know about nthat everyone is different

and stubbly legs well mine always seem to get stubbly quite quick dont think it has been commented on

saying all those things if its the foirst time you have s;letptogether he sounds a nob

expatinscotland Tue 08-Jul-08 23:33:11

Fuck off

AggiePanther Tue 08-Jul-08 23:33:46

your cock isn't very easy to find either

Pinkchampagne Tue 08-Jul-08 23:34:33

That's exactly what my reply was going to be, AP!!

expatinscotland Tue 08-Jul-08 23:34:35

sorry, but if the clit isn't easy to find he's utter shite in bed.

zippitippitoes Tue 08-Jul-08 23:34:43

is he english

LuckySalem Tue 08-Jul-08 23:34:46


confusedmamma Tue 08-Jul-08 23:37:08

1. Is it in yet?
2. It's not me darling,it's you ....
3. Well, I've had some fast ones before honey, but you really take the biscuit...

Say goodbye. If he's like this now he'll be HORRIFIC in 6 months' time. Shocking

davidtennantsmistress Tue 08-Jul-08 23:37:16

er fuck off.

a slap, and kicked out. wouldn't talk to him again.

and would prob say something along the lines of yes well I can shave my legs n garden but you will always be an ugly twat who's a shite shag! shock

zippitippitoes Tue 08-Jul-08 23:38:08

so presumably you kicked him into touch?

KerryMum Tue 08-Jul-08 23:39:10

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bearmama Tue 08-Jul-08 23:39:15

1) Your attitude stinks

2) Your knob is not very easy to find

3) Ooh, your face is really ugly - you need some plastic surgery

4)SeeYa, I have WAAAAY too much self respect to spend a second longer with a loser like you.

StellaDallas Tue 08-Jul-08 23:39:20

It was lovely, but you need to go now.

bearmama Tue 08-Jul-08 23:40:06

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bearmama Tue 08-Jul-08 23:40:06

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TrinityRhino Tue 08-Jul-08 23:40:19

'dont let the door hit you on the arse on the way out'

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