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Gush I want to discuss squirting

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Papillon · 01/04/2008 20:15

See there was a discussion in September about female ejaculation. I got two guys who are asking me about it and I want to do it! Been looking online about it...

it supposed to blow male orgasms out of the water

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NomDePlume · 01/04/2008 20:17

Lol @ 'looking online'

I bet that particular google search threw up some interesting results !

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RUMPEL · 01/04/2008 20:19

I think it is one of those things you can either do or not! Don't think you can TRY to do it. It is natural for some folk.

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Papillon · 01/04/2008 20:19

did look on youtube abit... but am trying to steer clear of it! Tho there was one guy who talked about it and gave good info.

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zippitippitoes · 01/04/2008 20:20

i thought it either happened or not

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Papillon · 01/04/2008 20:22

Seems like it something you can learn too, and the sexual relationships I have had, well the guys forget the gspot and just dig for their own pot of gold!

I am a keen student

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getmeouttahere · 01/04/2008 20:25

Apparently, this has happened to me according to DH.

I didn't notice, just felt like a good old orgasm

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Papillon · 01/04/2008 20:25


this dude says he taught his girl...
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NomDePlume · 01/04/2008 20:26

Yes, well that 'dude' would prob like to take credit for it, but as to whether he 'taught her' or not. The jury will remain firmly out on that one.

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Mumcentreplus · 01/04/2008 20:38

Wellll...some women can some can't...just like multiples..or even just a plain Orgasm...I have and it didn't feel that much difference tbh..but on saying that I've met women who have said they met a guy and he made tham squirt while others did not...so technique must matter..lol

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NomDePlume · 01/04/2008 20:39

I think directly stimulating the G-spot is supposed to increase the likelihood

[wonders whether this thread will make it to the hompage]

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Papillon · 01/04/2008 20:45

I proudly never make the homepage

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Papillon · 01/04/2008 20:48

I went to see the Vagina Monologues couple of weeks ago, and they said there are at least 8000 nerves in the there

How many you all counted...

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FrannyandZooey · 01/04/2008 20:49

g spot
lots of g spot
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harpsichordcarrier · 01/04/2008 20:51

you could do a little wee and pretend

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lucykate · 01/04/2008 20:52

harpsi pmsl

or should tat be squirt myself laughing

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harpsichordcarrier · 01/04/2008 20:53

imo you would be better served concentrating on achieving multiple and more intense orgasms.
tantric techniques e.g.
the ejaculation thing will only lead to more laundry tbh

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FrannyandZooey · 01/04/2008 20:54

yes but hilarious and so impressive

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zippitippitoes · 01/04/2008 20:54

isnt it hard to distinguish between getting really wet and ejaculating

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LarryVeestAdamAntSpawnChorus · 01/04/2008 20:56

lol harpsichordcarrier - how very practical you are

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FrannyandZooey · 01/04/2008 20:56

NO

I am leaving this thread now, but no it isn't

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Piffle · 01/04/2008 20:56

don't ask me how I know please
but erm oral sex is quite good at coaxing the jets...
So I've heard

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Papillon · 01/04/2008 20:56

The cavity of the cervix shaped like the underside of a frisbee is the place to tap, get your nose out of it Franny... uuuuhhhhh

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Boobalina · 01/04/2008 20:56

Harpsi - pmsl too.

I think some of the ladies on the net probably arent having a big gushy orgasm but doing a big wee and passing it off. The chaps probably dont realise.

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Piffle · 01/04/2008 20:58

a new way to market post natal incontinence

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Papillon · 01/04/2008 20:59

Please tell us Piffle

I gotta unfortuntely leave the house, the downside of living downunder



www.fastseduction.com/narchives/masterful_lover/the_deep_spot.shtml

some other dude who claims to know all the tricks... Dave Shade

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