On line dating

[Kmnr503]

If you were a car, how would your profile read?

[simone1863]

You mean you want someone to write your profile for you?

[namechangedjustforthis10]

Please don't write a profile as if you're a car!

I've seen some and they're just utterly cringeworthy.

Stuff like "good little runner, one owner from new, full service history available on request" 🤮

Just why?!

[anotherdisaster]

Almost as cringy as the ones just full of testimonials from friends/family.

[Leimarel]

If you don't want any matches, write your profile as if you were a car
Otherwise just write what you're looking for, provide a few up to date, non-filtered photos, add in an amusing anecdote or two (or maybe not) and see what happens.

[Sally2791]

Old banger seen better days, runs well when handled sympathetically. Plays up in inexperienced hands.
That the sort of thing?
I avoid that kind of stuff, but might do it for someone. Best of luck. Lots of twats out there, all lying about their age(and the rest)