Witty response to "How are you still single?" when asked by men

[LilMissRe]

Hey everyone


Just that really. If a guy you are chatting to/ chatted to/dating, has asked you this, what did you say?

[Iamthe1andonlyyyyy]

Busy sifting through twats.

[fuckyouSaul]

Not witty but simply 'I know my worth'

[Curious78]

"I have a hairy chest"

[CountFosco]

I am covered in scales beneath my clothes.

[HannaYeah]

“Standards”

[stairgates]

I have 18 house cats?

[ChandlerIsTheBestFriend]

Not witty but “no-one has met the standard”

[ohlookthisisjustdaftnow]

'I don't want to settle for second-best'

[DobbyTheHouseElk]

@CountFosco I used that once at work when someone rudely kept asking why I didn’t have a boyfriend. It back formed because they believed me.

[WarriorsComeOutToPlayay]

Each of my elderly millionaire husbands died

[DobbyTheHouseElk]

Fired. Edit buttton

[TheMotherofAllDilemmas]

To a married person: “I don’t know, why are you still married?”

To a single man trying to chat me up... “Now, you tell me...”

[PerfidiousAlbion]

“Just lucky I guess.”

Gets them every time!

[Allinadaystwerk]

@perfidious beat me to it..just lucky I suppose

[Ellie56]

Perfidious

[Aussiebean]

@PerfidiousAlbion. Was going to type that one too.

[Thisismytimetoshine]

Do single people really interrogate other single people as to why they're single?

[TheMotherofAllDilemmas]

I think they say it as a way to flatter you but it is an over used live.

[TheMotherofAllDilemmas]

Line, not live.

[LilMissRe]

These are brilliant!
Just lucky I suppose 👍🏼

[mellicauli]

Well, you've heard of the black widow spider..

[Highlights12]

All the best China is left on the shelf it's only the mugs that get used.

[Russellbrandshair]

“Only just got out of prison. Meeting my parole officer later.”

[MyHappinessProjectx]

''just lucky I guess!'' is the best answer!

[Fairycake2]

I'm definitely stealing some of these 😂