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****What's your best chat up line?****

(10 Posts)
Baffy Thu 30-Aug-07 14:05:13

Need a lighthearted thread today... so go on then... what is it?! grin

jaynie07 Thu 30-Aug-07 14:11:58

All I can ever think of is 'do you come here often' blush

Does work though!

Desiderata Thu 30-Aug-07 14:13:41

In my experience, 'd'ya fancy a blow job?' works every time ..

Baffy Thu 30-Aug-07 14:14:05

grin excellent desi

ktmoomoo Thu 30-Aug-07 14:17:01

i used to just pinch there bum and smile grin used to work [years ago in my single days ]

sunshinesnow Thu 30-Aug-07 14:24:56

"Can I buy you a drink?"

(If they look nice and normal!)

"The only thing I want between our relationship is latex!"

(If you just want to get them into bed!!)

Baffy Thu 30-Aug-07 14:30:03

My friends suggestion... "Screw me if I'm wrong, but you want to kiss me don't you?"

harleyd Thu 30-Aug-07 14:36:58

"fancy a shag" has been known to work
shameless, i know, but hey

Baffy Thu 30-Aug-07 14:37:52

Shameless is good!

SurelySeamus Thu 30-Aug-07 14:43:19

"do you sleep on your stomach"

- No

"well can I?"

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