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Littlebb2020 Fri 17-Jan-20 16:27:18

Going to sound very weird. But for before I can remember I’ve always noticed my dh has either a roll or just a thick pile of tissue in his work bag. I go in it to get his lunch box or stick it in after I’ve made our lunches for the day.
Never asked but just wondered why he’d have it in the first place? He works as a driver/delivery/assembler. Anyone else’s do this? And for what reason. And no he doesn’t have toilet problems or anything that I know of.

theneighbourswindchime Fri 17-Jan-20 23:12:08

NC4Now Fri 17-Jan-20 22:43:09

It’s only semi-wild if you take your own bog roll, surely @pixikitkat?

PixiKitKat Fri 17-Jan-20 22:26:06

Maybe he likes going outside for a wild one and feeling the breeze on his butt hole.

PPopsicle Fri 17-Jan-20 22:14:11

@Newnamewhodis1

Brilliant, simply brilliant

Groovee Fri 17-Jan-20 22:12:11

Dh is a gas engineer and carries toilet paper incase he's in an empty house and needs the loo.

YasssKween Fri 17-Jan-20 22:10:09

Fabulous work there @clearingaspaceforthecat

A Kleen(ex) sweep of puns achieved grin

clearingaspaceforthecat Fri 17-Jan-20 21:59:03

Good luck with confronting him.
Hopefully he'll hold his Andrex up and admit it all.
Just have a stiff drink first to Cushelle the blow.

BingoLittlesUncle Fri 17-Jan-20 21:37:18

He's a driver - he uses it to wipe his windscreens?

SueGeneris Fri 17-Jan-20 21:28:59

We made brides out of toilet rolls at a hen weekend once.

Does he enjoy craft?

peachypetite Fri 17-Jan-20 21:18:25

Really weird thread

helberg Fri 17-Jan-20 21:15:44

Mine always has a toilet roll in the car , never thought it odd

But why does he has a toilet roll in the car? I find that very strange.
I'd be concerned it was for some kind of mild BDSM purposes.

BercowsFlamingoFlownSouth Fri 17-Jan-20 21:12:58

grin this is fun!

Ejmorgan Fri 17-Jan-20 21:12:37

Mine always has a toilet roll in the car , never thought it odd

Mrsmummy90 Fri 17-Jan-20 20:57:03

omg this is just what I needed ahaha

marthastew Fri 17-Jan-20 20:55:03

Whatever he says, a tissue of lies I warrant.

daisychain01 Fri 17-Jan-20 20:42:11

OP you need to give your DH full support, its a very difficult thing for him to cope with. At the risk of womansplaining, it's a roll of tissues - he's being ripped off.

Namechange8471 Fri 17-Jan-20 20:40:56

LTB

bobstersmum Fri 17-Jan-20 20:31:53

Maybe for in case he gets hungry? Tissue is very filling I imagine. Bit bland though.

YasssKween Fri 17-Jan-20 20:28:18

@StealthPolarBear

I have a problem don't i

It's really brave of you to admit it. I've been through similar with a close family member. If you want support then PM me hun x

kateandme Fri 17-Jan-20 20:27:56

you know why youve posted this though and what your thinking hes doing so...at least its not a random sock eh...

StealthPolarBear Fri 17-Jan-20 20:27:11

I have a problem don't i

YasssKween Fri 17-Jan-20 20:25:08

@helberg

At least the hankies are a bit more environmentally friendly than the tissues but where is he going to wash them? He can't exactly bring them home to the OP can he?

You'd be surprised what these perverts do *@helberg*.

Won't be helping his carbon footprint when he's driving around looking for places that sell hankies at 4am of a Wednesday will it?

Just wait until you find out about the OT. The other tissue.

kateandme Fri 17-Jan-20 20:25:02

delivery spillages,eating on the go.injury,loo stop,engine or car mess.anything,absolutely anything at all! i think its very sensible.
we have a kitchen roll in our car,and always have tissues with me.(if i remember)

managedmis Fri 17-Jan-20 20:24:34

Well, stealth, I wouldn't have thought that about you!

Shocking.

YasssKween Fri 17-Jan-20 20:22:34

@StealthPolarBear

I have a whole box of tissues in my car. And about four of the little packs in my laptop bag.

You PERVERT
grin

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