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Tissue in dhs work bag

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Littlebb2020 Fri 17-Jan-20 16:27:18

Going to sound very weird. But for before I can remember I’ve always noticed my dh has either a roll or just a thick pile of tissue in his work bag. I go in it to get his lunch box or stick it in after I’ve made our lunches for the day.
Never asked but just wondered why he’d have it in the first place? He works as a driver/delivery/assembler. Anyone else’s do this? And for what reason. And no he doesn’t have toilet problems or anything that I know of.

clearingaspaceforthecat Fri 17-Jan-20 21:59:03

Good luck with confronting him.
Hopefully he'll hold his Andrex up and admit it all.
Just have a stiff drink first to Cushelle the blow.

YasssKween Fri 17-Jan-20 22:10:09

Fabulous work there @clearingaspaceforthecat

A Kleen(ex) sweep of puns achieved grin

Groovee Fri 17-Jan-20 22:12:11

Dh is a gas engineer and carries toilet paper incase he's in an empty house and needs the loo.

PPopsicle Fri 17-Jan-20 22:14:11

@Newnamewhodis1

Brilliant, simply brilliant

PixiKitKat Fri 17-Jan-20 22:26:06

Maybe he likes going outside for a wild one and feeling the breeze on his butt hole.

NC4Now Fri 17-Jan-20 22:43:09

It’s only semi-wild if you take your own bog roll, surely @pixikitkat?

theneighbourswindchime Fri 17-Jan-20 23:12:08

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