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Tissue in dhs work bag

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Littlebb2020 · 17/01/2020 16:27

Going to sound very weird. But for before I can remember I’ve always noticed my dh has either a roll or just a thick pile of tissue in his work bag. I go in it to get his lunch box or stick it in after I’ve made our lunches for the day.
Never asked but just wondered why he’d have it in the first place? He works as a driver/delivery/assembler. Anyone else’s do this? And for what reason. And no he doesn’t have toilet problems or anything that I know of.

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DownWentTheFlag · 17/01/2020 16:29

You can’t think of any reason he carries tissues?

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dawnc27 · 17/01/2020 16:30

if hes a driver id assume its in case he gets caught short while out on his rounds or for the truck stops as quite often they dont have any. fil is a truckie and told me this

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Littlebb2020 · 17/01/2020 16:31

Could be dawnc27 Thankyou for your reply!

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TwitcherOfCurtains · 17/01/2020 16:32

I always carry a roll of toilet paper in my backpack. It's not an unusual thing to do.

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Notso · 17/01/2020 16:33

Why don't you ask him?

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Palavah · 17/01/2020 16:34

I'd always keep tissues/loo roll in the car. What of you need to blow your nose or change the oil?

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BlouseAndSkirt · 17/01/2020 16:35

Wipe his hands when they get mucky
Dry his hands if they get wet
Blow his nose
Mop up spills in his van
Does he use the ‘truckers tizer’ tactic when he needs a piss? ( wee in plastic bottle in cab)
Clean his make up off when he reversed his transvestite work outfit

Have you ever thought of asking him?

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Halestorm · 17/01/2020 16:36

Service stations are notorious for having awful loos and never having loo roll. That's what I'd assume.

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slipperywhensparticus · 17/01/2020 16:36

Public toilets don't have loo roll in if I'm out and about I carry tissue

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Mrsjayy · 17/01/2020 16:36

I dunno wiping his hands/nose/arse /steering wheel dh also drives for work he carrys kitchen roll ive never ever questioned it , what do you think he usesit for and why have you not askedHmm

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audweb · 17/01/2020 16:37

How is this weird? To blow you nose? To wipe your hands? In case he’s caught short and needs it? I always have tissues in my bag, and generally have a spare loo roll in the car just in case.

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DesLynamsMoustache · 17/01/2020 16:37

Cheeky ham shank?

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Batshittery · 17/01/2020 16:39

Why have you never just asked him Confused

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purpleberry11 · 17/01/2020 16:44

Seriously, why do you need to post this, when you could just ask ?

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Hirsutefirs · 17/01/2020 16:48

What do you suspect- that he’s wiping another woman with it?

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Newnamewhodis1 · 17/01/2020 16:52

Non stop drive-wanking? Definitely something like that rather than one of the millions of other reasons to have it.

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Herpesfreesince03 · 17/01/2020 16:58

What a strange thread. Why don’t you just ask him?

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Redglitter · 17/01/2020 17:01

Why on earth would you start a thread speculating about it when you could just ask him 🙄

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Peanutbuttermouth · 17/01/2020 17:15

Ham shank, wiping another woman and drive-wanking 🤣
Op, what are your thoughts?

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Haffdonga · 17/01/2020 17:24

Oh no. My dh has tissues in his work bag too. But he makes his own lunch Should I be worried?

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Bakedbrie · 17/01/2020 17:27

Maybe he’s embarking in a hobby of bog roll mummification? Maybe he’s fears brexit will result in a bog roll shortage so he’s stashing his own little supply? Maybe he ought to go through your handbag and query the weird and wonderful things kept within?

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CoffeeRunner · 17/01/2020 17:27

I think I'd carry a spare loo roll too if I was relying on public loos all day everyday. Very often either out of paper or it's somehow stuck in the dispenser.

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74NewStreet · 17/01/2020 17:27

Why would anyone post on the internet “wondering” why their husband does something rather than just bloody asking him? Confused

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Buttonsandroses · 17/01/2020 17:27

Hahaha why not ask him. I carry them for the kids noses. Maybe it's for the reasons toilet roll was invented. To wipe his arse or nose 😂😂

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Inherdefence · 17/01/2020 17:28

I always have tissues in my handbag. I have yet to use them for a daytime wank but I manage to get through them fairly regularly.

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