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MyWitzEnd Mon 07-Oct-19 07:01:43

My DH goes supermarket shopping on a Sunday, and more than once he has come back with his shirt open at the bottom (to me, like he had tucked it in whilst seated). I think he is getting a bj of a prostitute in Asda car park or something. Writing this makes me feel pretty ridiculous, but I know what I saw. I can't follow him as he will see me. What's left? If I track his car, it will probably only show him at the supermarket anyway. What to do?

DoctorManhattan Mon 07-Oct-19 07:07:32

There are numerous reasons why his shirt could be like that, reaching up on shelves for things, etc. Assuming he is meeting a prostitute in the supermarket car park seems a bit of a stretch. Is there more info behind this that you haven’t provided?

AnyFucker Mon 07-Oct-19 07:07:40


Yeahnahyeah1 Mon 07-Oct-19 07:13:53

Your theory does sound absolutely ridiculous, yes. Maybe rethink that one.

YankeeSocks Mon 07-Oct-19 07:21:51

Has he been caught with prostitutes before? Apart from that I can't see why you would think he's been meeting them.

MyWitzEnd Mon 07-Oct-19 08:48:17

No he hasnt been caught. Just that hos clothing has been opened at the bottom more than once. I guess i am paranoid. I have been cheated on in the last two relationships. I just have this massive hunch.

Windydaysuponus Mon 07-Oct-19 08:51:06

Maybe he has a poo at the supermarket toilets? My dh is like the dc, always need the loo when we are out!!

mrbob Mon 07-Oct-19 08:53:41

That seems like a REALLY weird conclusion to jump to. And I say that as someone previously known to be a bit bunny boiler back in the day

user1483387154 Mon 07-Oct-19 08:55:54

you sound crazy

Shoxfordian Mon 07-Oct-19 08:56:14

Have you had any help for your paranoia op?

Sotoes Mon 07-Oct-19 09:00:21

Sounds more like a toilet visit, than a blow job from a prostitute in Asda's carpark on a Saturday morning.

Lex234 Mon 07-Oct-19 09:02:05

How did you notice this, because I doubt I would to be honest? It is a bit of a stretch OP, I am by no means an expert on the working habits of prostitutes, but an Asda carpark in a sunday day time seems a bit too public? Has he given you any other possible reason to think he is using prostitutes or being unfaithful?
Why not just ask to go with him next time?

MySonIsAlsoNamedBort Mon 07-Oct-19 09:06:59

Um. What?

CandyLeBonBon Mon 07-Oct-19 09:11:09

Probably not op

eenymeenyminyme Mon 07-Oct-19 09:17:12

That's a hell of a leap! Maybe he just needs longer shirts?

Sohololopopo Mon 07-Oct-19 09:20:24

He’s a slovenly male. He’s been for a sit down wee?

Grannybags Mon 07-Oct-19 09:21:33

Are prostitutes known to work in your local ASDA car park? Have I missed something?

Windydaysuponus Mon 07-Oct-19 09:24:14

You click bj on the app and collect in the carpark!!

peachgreen Mon 07-Oct-19 09:25:10

Crikey. I thought I was paranoid back in the day, but that's a hell of a logical leap.

LEELULUMPKIN Mon 07-Oct-19 09:27:59

On a Sunday too! (Clutches pearls)

bobstersmum Mon 07-Oct-19 09:28:07


AmIThough Mon 07-Oct-19 09:33:13

Next time give him a BJ before he goes and see if he still comes back with his button undone.

JorisBonson Mon 07-Oct-19 09:33:44

I swear I remember seeing something similar on Jeremy Kyle.

SellmeyourMLMcrap Mon 07-Oct-19 09:43:53

Next time he comes back with his bottom button undone get down on your knees and start to unbutton his flies. When his penis flops out, if it stinks of cheap breathe mints and cum then it's likely the Asda hooker (as she's known) has been having her way. If he pushes you away, similarly there can be no other explanation.

If it smells of fresh dick then it's likely just your wild imagination and to make up for your ludicrous assumptions DP now gets his dick sucked, Happy Sunday everyone.

MrsDemeanor Mon 07-Oct-19 09:59:28

Hed have to be booking them somehow by phone or email/in site messages. You dont summon them in a puff of smoke.

Honestly though, most married/taken men have opportunity to visit prostitutes in their working day. No point worrying without evidence or more red flags.

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