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My neighbour's cousin's mate's half brother's uncle is dating this woman and they clearly hate each other any advice please

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WanderingTrolley · 06/08/2007 14:47

All he wants to do is play with his xbox and tinker with his old banger.

All she wants to do is hang out with her children, who sometimes MAKE A NOISE OMIGOD.

He's a bit of a wet end, she's a bit bossy.

What should they do? Please help, this is keeping me up nights. I'd like another perspective....

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MrsBadger · 06/08/2007 14:48

[racks brian for solution]

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WanderingTrolley · 06/08/2007 14:49

Please take Brian off that rack or he'll be no help at all.

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anorak · 06/08/2007 14:49

obviously you must interfere.

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edam · 06/08/2007 14:49

ROFL.

Perhaps they could start by getting each other and all their relatives/friends/acquaintances banned from MN?

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fawkeoff · 06/08/2007 14:49

enuff already

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MrsBadger · 06/08/2007 14:51

'Come on Brian, we know you have the answer. One more turn...'
[cranks handle]

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littlelapin · 06/08/2007 14:51

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AnAngelWithin · 06/08/2007 14:53

sorry but i got lost just trying to get to grips with the title!!

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BrianOnTheRack · 06/08/2007 14:53



I don't know, I just don't know what the answer is!

Perhaps they need a mini break? Or to have a baby together?


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BrianOnTheRack · 06/08/2007 14:54

MATCHING TATTOOS THAT'S THE ANSWER!!!!!!


Lemme off lemme off lemme off

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AnAngelWithin · 06/08/2007 14:55

omg. this is weird!!

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elesbells · 06/08/2007 14:55

pmsl @ WT

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Fimbo · 06/08/2007 14:56

They need to have 6 children together and be given a house from the council, while they doss about smoking 50 a day.

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AnAngelWithin · 06/08/2007 14:57

brian here now!!!

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AnAngelWithin · 06/08/2007 14:58

6?? i thought at least 9!!

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harleyd · 06/08/2007 14:58

pmsl

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TheOldBanger · 06/08/2007 15:01

Excuse me, what about considering my feelings in all this? You may think I am an old banger but believe you me I was a top-of-the-range Opel Manta once. And that XBox is no better than she needs to be, oh dearie me no.

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totaleclipse · 06/08/2007 15:07

Hey, I think I know this guy, he is my old school friends, ex boyfriends, ex girlfriends, friend who used to with with I guy that knows him from college...............small world

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AnAngelWithin · 06/08/2007 15:09

yes but what about poor brian??

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MrsBadger · 06/08/2007 15:11

'Oh, are you still on there Brian? What was I thinking!'
[releases Brian from rack and watches him scamper away]

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MascaraOHara · 06/08/2007 15:11


There's nothing quite like Brian on the rack
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AnAngelWithin · 06/08/2007 15:17

here he is now

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flowerybeanbag · 06/08/2007 15:25

pmsl

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BrianOffTheRack · 06/08/2007 15:29


Ah, that's better.

Mr B you overestimate the scampering skills of one who has recently been stretched. Tis more of a lollop.

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Boco · 06/08/2007 15:35

Is that anything like Jenny from the Block?

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