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My neighbour's cousin's mate's half brother's uncle is dating this woman and they clearly hate each other any advice please

(31 Posts)
WanderingTrolley Mon 06-Aug-07 14:47:41

All he wants to do is play with his xbox and tinker with his old banger.

All she wants to do is hang out with her children, who sometimes MAKE A NOISE OMIGOD.

He's a bit of a wet end, she's a bit bossy.

What should they do? Please help, this is keeping me up nights. I'd like another perspective....

MrsBadger Mon 06-Aug-07 14:48:21

[racks brian for solution]

WanderingTrolley Mon 06-Aug-07 14:49:10

Please take Brian off that rack or he'll be no help at all.

anorak Mon 06-Aug-07 14:49:37

obviously you must interfere.

edam Mon 06-Aug-07 14:49:46

ROFL.

Perhaps they could start by getting each other and all their relatives/friends/acquaintances banned from MN?

fawkeoff Mon 06-Aug-07 14:49:50

enuff already

MrsBadger Mon 06-Aug-07 14:51:11

'Come on Brian, we know you have the answer. One more turn...'
[cranks handle]

littlelapin Mon 06-Aug-07 14:51:47

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

AnAngelWithin Mon 06-Aug-07 14:53:27

sorry but i got lost just trying to get to grips with the title!!

BrianOnTheRack Mon 06-Aug-07 14:53:55

<<manly shriek>>


I don't know, I just don't know what the answer is!

Perhaps they need a mini break? Or to have a baby together?


<<sobs quietly>>

BrianOnTheRack Mon 06-Aug-07 14:54:39

MATCHING TATTOOS THAT'S THE ANSWER!!!!!!


Lemme off lemme off lemme off

AnAngelWithin Mon 06-Aug-07 14:55:24

omg. this is weird!!

elesbells Mon 06-Aug-07 14:55:26

pmsl @ WT

Fimbo Mon 06-Aug-07 14:56:57

They need to have 6 children together and be given a house from the council, while they doss about smoking 50 a day.

AnAngelWithin Mon 06-Aug-07 14:57:45

brian here now!!!

AnAngelWithin Mon 06-Aug-07 14:58:15

6?? i thought at least 9!!

harleyd Mon 06-Aug-07 14:58:30

pmsl

TheOldBanger Mon 06-Aug-07 15:01:24

Excuse me, what about considering my feelings in all this? You may think I am an old banger but believe you me I was a top-of-the-range Opel Manta once. And that XBox is no better than she needs to be, oh dearie me no.

totaleclipse Mon 06-Aug-07 15:07:07

Hey, I think I know this guy, he is my old school friends, ex boyfriends, ex girlfriends, friend who used to with with I guy that knows him from college...............small world

AnAngelWithin Mon 06-Aug-07 15:09:51

yes but what about poor brian??

MrsBadger Mon 06-Aug-07 15:11:39

'Oh, are you still on there Brian? What was I thinking!'
[releases Brian from rack and watches him scamper away]

MascaraOHara Mon 06-Aug-07 15:11:53

<snort>

There's nothing quite like Brian on the rack

AnAngelWithin Mon 06-Aug-07 15:17:13

here he is now

flowerybeanbag Mon 06-Aug-07 15:25:15

pmsl

BrianOffTheRack Mon 06-Aug-07 15:29:33

<<cracks neck>>

Ah, that's better.

Mr B you overestimate the scampering skills of one who has recently been stretched. Tis more of a lollop.

<<lollops off>>

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