Am I a slapper?

So want this to be for real. Just go for it OP!

You don't sound that interested in the new bloke TBH. He may be all you want on paper but if the connection isn't there and you find him boring (the rocking chair comment), you should probably let him go and keep looking.
Wanting to still have sex with younger bloke is another sign of this.

You are a playa, I think.

Sorry but I think it's ridiculous. Definitely a wind up.

I can’t see why so many posters are so disbelieving that the OP is real, and I’m one if the most cynical fuckers on here. If you are indeed real, then go for it, so long as the other man doesn’t think it’s an exclusive relationship. Don’t forget the lub. 😉

Al she's not likely to get pregnant at 71

Why not just keep going with the sex account? Do you have to have an exclusive partnership? Does your new chap even want that? Do you?

I've got several connections on the go since being widowed at 49. In my 50s I'm learning more about my own sexuality than I had any idea was possible. Why are you so keen to wave goodbye to great sex? Surely it would be good to have both hot sex and companionship? if that's not available as a single package, why not go for multiples?

Go for it!

Can you keep them both going? Ask them to agree to an open relationship and you can have your cake and eat it too

I do not believe one word of this.

she's not likely to get pregnant at 71

No, but age is no barrier to an STI!

I can’t see why so many posters are so disbelieving that the OP is real

The disingenuous, faux-naive tone?
The use of the word 'slapper'. <shudder>

It sounds like a gerontophile's fantasy tbh, mining for backslaps and personal anecdotes and fantasy fodder.

I reckon the OP is a guy who gets off on older women. So to speak.

Practice safe sex.

Gonorrhea is spreading madly in retirement villages as people think they're too old for kids so they don't need condoms. To add: increasingly antibiotic-resistant gonorrhea.

E.g. cbs12.com/news/cbs12-news-investigates/seniors-having-sex-leads-to-a-spike-in-sexually-transmitted-diseases

It's OP's first post.

What a surprise...

Absolutely go for it😁

For those of you doubting the OP, why?

Also: The 'I'm new here' defense. A 71 year old starts perusing MN recently (absolutely nowt wrong with that) and her first or near fist post is about 'one last shag with a toyboy or is she a slapper'?

Hell no! Go for it. You’re al long time dead!!

My mum is 71. She writes nothing like you.

@Windmillwhirl has a very good point. OP's writing style does suggest a younger person.

Whatsapping like crazy as the language of a 71 year old is more improbable than the idea of someone of that age enjoying sex.

I am torn between posting this >>> 😂

Or this >>> 🤢

Or THIS >>> 😲

@Windmillwhirl

My mum is 71. She writes nothing like you.

Yeah this. ^

The OP is definitely a couple of generations below that. Late 20s tops...

OR she IS 71, and is the most immature and intellectually-challenged 71 y.o I have ever encountered.

@fecketyfeck21

She's not likely to get pregnant at 71.

Oh I dunno, some women on here claim to be mothers at outlandish ages, often with natural conceptions.

Old guy needs to get out of his rocker and run for the hills....

I call fake. What you after ‘OP’ some juicy granny sex stories? NOT envy