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my wife got me a chuffing croquet set fro my birthday

(32 Posts)
malorysdh Wed 27-Jun-07 20:28:24

and spent £200 on it!

please advise

malorysdh Wed 27-Jun-07 20:28:45

shll i bin her

lulumama Wed 27-Jun-07 20:29:03

you should be glad she had not spent all her money on Boden dresses with dodgy zips

go and make some Pimms and enjoy

malorysdh Wed 27-Jun-07 20:29:24

b i hate the game
she just wants to mince aroudn in kitten heels

oliveoil Wed 27-Jun-07 20:29:36


there is one on offer in ELC fgs for a tenner

lulumama Wed 27-Jun-07 20:30:15

oh no, not kitten heels, not for croquet, they mess up the lawn too much

expatinscotland Wed 27-Jun-07 20:30:37

have an affair with your secretary.

your wife is a ponce.

wrinklytum Wed 27-Jun-07 20:30:44

Maybe you should call Prezza,now he is jobless,and see if he wants a game

malorysdh Wed 27-Jun-07 20:30:56

she is
farking croquet
and i wanted something cool

frumpygrumpy Wed 27-Jun-07 20:31:28

sounds like she wants to arse around in her heels and fall over, thereby falling into your arms and declaring a night of pash. I'd be grateful if I were you.

Tutter Wed 27-Jun-07 20:31:40

my stupoid beeatch of a wife gotr me a waffle maker

be relieved

MintyDixCharrington Wed 27-Jun-07 20:31:45

hey, but wait and see what she's going to do with the balls tonight! wahay

MrMaloryTowers Wed 27-Jun-07 20:32:28

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SoupDragon Wed 27-Jun-07 20:32:33

I@d be more worried what she's going to do with the mallets aftershe reads this...

FrannyandZooey Wed 27-Jun-07 20:32:41

oh my god is it for her dh

I presumed it was for some friend they didn't like very much

expatinscotland Wed 27-Jun-07 20:32:51

She's going to smack them with a wooden mallet.

Get thee to a fetish forum.

lulumama Wed 27-Jun-07 20:33:00

fanjo ping pong


MrMaloryTowers Wed 27-Jun-07 20:33:44

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frumpygrumpy Wed 27-Jun-07 20:34:17

<<fg tries to remember the Mr Benn way out>>

lulumama Wed 27-Jun-07 20:35:50

i played croquet on grandmama;s lawn as a child, does that make me an uber ponce now?

MrMaloryTowers Wed 27-Jun-07 20:36:52

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frumpygrumpy Wed 27-Jun-07 20:36:53

yeah, especially for using 'grandmama'.......

.... but I still like you

Bibis Wed 27-Jun-07 20:37:36

£200!, could you let me know where she got one so cheaply please?

lulumama Wed 27-Jun-07 20:37:41

you understand, grandmama was just for effect

but i really did play croquet !

FrannyandZooey Wed 27-Jun-07 20:40:43

We have croquet set

is child's one from Oxfam, v nice

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