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Tilly1313 · 11/08/2018 12:24

So I’ve joined the ‘wonderful’ world of online dating, mainly tinder and POF. I’ve been chatting to a few guys, some moved to WhatsApp for ease, and three of them without any prompting, discussion, or being overly flirtatious sent dick pics out of the blue.

One we were literally talking about snowboarding and boom, dick pic. What the hell is this about? I obviously just delete, block or ignore but seriously what the hell?

Anyone else had this? They aren’t even great dicks 😂😂

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YaLoVeras · 11/08/2018 12:27

Ive never had one. I think id send a google image of a bigger dick back to the asshole who had just taken himself out of the running!

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Shoxfordian · 11/08/2018 12:31

It's a good way to rule out idiots

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Shoxfordian · 11/08/2018 12:31

I don't know if this is real but it's one way to deal with it!

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Tilly1313 · 11/08/2018 12:39

Oh my god that’s brilliant!! I’m totally going to steal that!

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Wherearemymarbles · 11/08/2018 12:46

Say something like. That looks like a penis, only smaller

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whiskeysourpuss · 11/08/2018 12:48

A friends DS sent an unsolicited dick pick to DD1... her reply: I've taken a screenshot & sent it to your mum

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BlackAmericanoNoSugar · 11/08/2018 12:49

Google medical pictures of nasty, diseased penises and send a few of those pics back before you block.

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Harrypotterfan1604 · 11/08/2018 12:51

I’m married and one day a male colleague who is had on Snapchat for over a year just randomly sent me a dick pic 😳 he generally sent pics on Snapchat of his kids or his pets so I opened it at my grandmas house and was like OH shit didn’t know what to do 😂 what is wrong with these men?
I mean come in dicks are not exactly pretty!

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lapenguin · 11/08/2018 13:12

'wtf is wrong with it?!?! Get to the doctors ASAP!'

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BatshitCrazyWoman · 11/08/2018 14:22

'oooh it's like a cock, only smaller' usually works....

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Ofthread · 11/08/2018 14:28

Apes with phones

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NotTheFordType · 11/08/2018 14:33

"Ooh, that doesn't look good, I'd get to the docs as soon we poss" works well for me.

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PookieDo · 11/08/2018 15:05

I don’t know why they do it. I’m honest now and say WTF that is gross then block them. Years back I would have felt embarrassed and totally turned off but was an idiot who would pretend ‘yeah that’s a nice dick’
I think a lot of women are too embarrassed to say something so the message maybe isn’t getting across? Or it’s like flashing and they get a thrill from it. Also gross

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