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(14 Posts)
Tilly1313 Sat 11-Aug-18 12:24:53

So I’ve joined the ‘wonderful’ world of online dating, mainly tinder and POF. I’ve been chatting to a few guys, some moved to WhatsApp for ease, and three of them without any prompting, discussion, or being overly flirtatious sent dick pics out of the blue.

One we were literally talking about snowboarding and boom, dick pic. What the hell is this about? I obviously just delete, block or ignore but seriously what the hell?

Anyone else had this? They aren’t even great dicks 😂😂

YaLoVeras Sat 11-Aug-18 12:27:29

Ive never had one. I think id send a google image of a bigger dick back to the asshole who had just taken himself out of the running!

Shoxfordian Sat 11-Aug-18 12:31:07

It's a good way to rule out idiots

Shoxfordian Sat 11-Aug-18 12:31:43

I don't know if this is real but it's one way to deal with it!

Tilly1313 Sat 11-Aug-18 12:39:41

Oh my god that’s brilliant!! I’m totally going to steal that!

Wherearemymarbles Sat 11-Aug-18 12:46:39

Say something like. That looks like a penis, only smaller

whiskeysourpuss Sat 11-Aug-18 12:48:05

A friends DS sent an unsolicited dick pick to DD1... her reply: I've taken a screenshot & sent it to your mum

BlackAmericanoNoSugar Sat 11-Aug-18 12:49:13

Google medical pictures of nasty, diseased penises and send a few of those pics back before you block.

Harrypotterfan1604 Sat 11-Aug-18 12:51:04

I’m married and one day a male colleague who is had on Snapchat for over a year just randomly sent me a dick pic 😳 he generally sent pics on Snapchat of his kids or his pets so I opened it at my grandmas house and was like OH shit didn’t know what to do 😂 what is wrong with these men?
I mean come in dicks are not exactly pretty!

lapenguin Sat 11-Aug-18 13:12:34

'wtf is wrong with it?!?! Get to the doctors ASAP!'

BatshitCrazyWoman Sat 11-Aug-18 14:22:21

'oooh it's like a cock, only smaller' usually works....

Ofthread Sat 11-Aug-18 14:28:43

Apes with phones

NotTheFordType Sat 11-Aug-18 14:33:09

"Ooh, that doesn't look good, I'd get to the docs as soon we poss" works well for me.

PookieDo Sat 11-Aug-18 15:05:17

I don’t know why they do it. I’m honest now and say WTF that is gross then block them. Years back I would have felt embarrassed and totally turned off but was an idiot who would pretend ‘yeah that’s a nice dick’
I think a lot of women are too embarrassed to say something so the message maybe isn’t getting across? Or it’s like flashing and they get a thrill from it. Also gross

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