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Blowjob every morning

(214 Posts)
segc94 Tue 19-Sep-17 19:23:07

What would you say/think if you heard a guy say 'my girlfriend/wife gives me a blowjob every morning'

I called bull shit.

Desmondo2016 Tue 19-Sep-17 19:24:20

Id think that any person who boasted about that wasn't someone I'd want to be friends with. I wouldn't even give a fuck about whether it may be true or not.

FrogsLegs31 Tue 19-Sep-17 19:24:23

Laugh or ask him if he pays his dues.

GemmaCollinsBabes Tue 19-Sep-17 19:26:14

I would think they'd been going out for approx a fortnight.

SandyY2K Tue 19-Sep-17 19:26:14

Good for him. I don't really respect anyone who brags about their sex life in this manner.

PringlesPirate Tue 19-Sep-17 19:26:35

I would wonder why they were sharing intimate details tbh

BestZebbie Tue 19-Sep-17 19:28:18

I'd assume that the guy had the personality of Jay from the Inbetweeners.

Quartz2208 Tue 19-Sep-17 19:29:09

either he is lying or an abusive git

ScruffyLookingNerfHerder Tue 19-Sep-17 19:30:33

I'd ask if he was a heavy sleeper and owns a St Bernard

Reppin Tue 19-Sep-17 19:30:57

Jay from the Inbetweeners
grin Yessssssss!

Angelf1sh Tue 19-Sep-17 19:31:41

I'd wonder why someone felt the need to tell another person that. I'd then wonder why anyone would tell people on mumsnet about it. 🙄

Jellybean85 Tue 19-Sep-17 19:32:01

Haha yea is it the first week of the relationship? Then it's plausible grin

LittleBooInABox Tue 19-Sep-17 19:33:06

I'd say cool story bro. Needs more dragons

AdalindSchade Tue 19-Sep-17 19:33:59

Yuk. I'd assume he's a sexual bully and she's coerced to be honest

BeingATwatItsABingThing Tue 19-Sep-17 19:35:03

I'd laugh at the stupidity of their attempted brag and then distance myself from them.

segc94 Tue 19-Sep-17 19:37:14

Angelf1sh You was curious enough to click on the link 😁 lighten up.

Iheartjordanknight Tue 19-Sep-17 19:38:09

Beginning of the relationship, and under 25

orbitmic Tue 19-Sep-17 19:43:00

I would be suspicious that the person isn't telling the truth.

NameChanger22 Tue 19-Sep-17 19:43:06

I'd assume he was dim.

RidingWindhorses Tue 19-Sep-17 19:43:32

I'd think he was lying or he has a surrendered/coerced wife.

user1499786242 Tue 19-Sep-17 19:44:48

I'd think 'poor woman'

Sooooooooooooooooooooo Tue 19-Sep-17 19:46:36

It reminds me of an ex of mine who insisted he needed a hand job every morning else his balls would explode. And he would get really cross and sulk if I didn't. Horrible.

Branleuse Tue 19-Sep-17 19:48:35

Id wonder if his wife got one back, or whether he was just extremely sexually selfish

underneaththeash Tue 19-Sep-17 19:48:45

DH told me that his cousins' GF woke him up every morning with a blow job...there is a massive back story to this as the GF at the time was 30 years younger than than DH's cousin and he had just been dumped for not wanting to settle down and have children. He had been married previously, but had a nasty divorce and she had taken a lot of assets and he was a bit bitter.

Anyway he ended up getting back together with the GF years later after she had a child with someone else and I spoke to her at the wedding and it was all a load of bollacks!

Mamabear4180 Tue 19-Sep-17 19:48:47

Has this happened? Why girlfriend/wife? Is it just hypothetical?

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