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Dh has signed us up to join a nudist club

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User3459845987 Sun 14-May-17 08:55:07

Now what? I'm shock & hmm at this. I feel uncomfortable but he's persuaded me it'll be great fun and liberating. They have many group activities which I imagine will induce lots of jiggling of body parts. I have an uneasy feeling he's attracted by the prospect of 'innocently' noticing firmer, more nubile bodies than mine. (4 kids later) Wwyd?

BreakfastAtSquiffanys Sun 14-May-17 08:57:36

Tell him that both of you should practice being nudists at home first.

Have a barbecue
Get him to cook.
Buy high fat sausages. They spit hot fat like crazy...

AlternativeTentacle Sun 14-May-17 08:58:01

I have an uneasy feeling he's attracted by the prospect of 'innocently' noticing firmer, more nubile bodies than mine.

D'ya think?

PossumInAPearTree Sun 14-May-17 09:01:19

I wouldn't do anything I felt uncomfortable with. He shouldn't be persuading you.

PacificDogwod Sun 14-May-17 09:03:41

I suspect if he is after firmer more mobile bodies than yours, he is highly likely to be disappointed grin

Let him go if he wants to.
Don't go if you don't want to.

Nudist clubs are only a big deal in the UK tbh.

Smeaton Sun 14-May-17 09:08:52

If you don't want to go and watch the jigglypuffs jigglying their jiggly ways around the place then don't go.
Stand Ahem firm and tell him you font want to.
He may find that the Nudist club isn't filled with 20 year old girls playing beach volley ball mind you.

Whisky2014 Sun 14-May-17 09:10:50

Oh i hope he goes... he will be throughly disappointed!!

WinchestersInATardis Sun 14-May-17 09:12:32

Ha ha, I've found that nudist clubs tend to be older and wobblier people comfortable in their own skin. If he's hoping to perv on lots of slimmer and younger women, he's going to be disappointed.

Minniemagoo Sun 14-May-17 09:13:00

My SIL's uncles family are nudists and tbh if its nubile young bodies he's looking for he'd ve sadly disappointed. Also any percieved oogling and you are asked to leave. Any attempts to take photos you are asked to leave. Any sexual reaction (erect penis) not covered up and you are asked to leave. A number of people attend and do not full go naked. Also most groups once approached allow people to attend a gathering to better understand them before expecting them to 'join in'.
Not for me but you could ho along once /twice before totally ruling it out.

Archduke Sun 14-May-17 09:13:15

Oh vom, how gruesome.

The thought of hanging around chatting and playing volleyball with a bunch of naked people makes me practically hysterical with laughter at the awfulness of it all.

Is he suggesting you go as a family?

Honestly I am laughing at the horror of it all. grin

Archduke Sun 14-May-17 09:14:22

Also, brrrrrr. Unless the nudists are in the Cote D'Azure or some Greek Island I'd be saying no fucking way.

Cupcakey Sun 14-May-17 09:14:44

Noooooo if your not comfortable with it do not agree to it! I know everyone's different but if my dh suggested this I would not be happy at all and he would probably get his bags packed! I think the BBQ at home idea is good hee hee once that sausage fat burns his nads he will change his mind!!!!

ptumbi Sun 14-May-17 09:14:56

Loads of nudist camps on the continent OP. they are full of older, saggier, wrinklier versions of you!

A nudist camp is not a porn video.

Oh and if you don't want to, DON'T! Stay dressed. No-one will (or should) force you.

Highalert Sun 14-May-17 09:16:42

He should have discussed it with you first. How dare he just sign you both up.

exWifebeginsat40 Sun 14-May-17 09:20:29

i'm sure that once you get your clothes off and have a brisk run round, you'll feel much happier at the imaginary nudist club.

TheFirstMrsDV Sun 14-May-17 09:23:24

Does your OH watch a lot of Carry On films?

exWifebeginsat40 Sun 14-May-17 09:24:13

if i owned a nudist club i'd call it Buttlins.

ShoesHaveSouls Sun 14-May-17 09:29:30

Ha! He thinks he'll been in some sort of carry-on movie with lots of young girls jiggling around? He's in for a shock.

I remember reading an article by a woman who went to a nudist beach - I searched it up for you. Here:

Incidentally, ahem, when I searched for that, a lot of stuff that looked like nudist beach erotica came up too - has your DH been reading that? wink

PoorYorick Sun 14-May-17 09:30:42

I have an uneasy feeling he's attracted by the prospect of 'innocently' noticing firmer, more nubile bodies than mine

Oh, this is going to be good. He has clearly never been to one if he thinks it's going to be full of lithe, nubile 20somethings.

DonttouchthatLarry Sun 14-May-17 09:30:46

exWife grin

I'm very disappointed that Sandy Balls holiday village isn't a nudist camp.......

YetAnotherSpartacus Sun 14-May-17 09:31:17

If this is for real I suspect he will find it full of wrinkly old men like him...

HildaOg Sun 14-May-17 09:31:26

It'll be mostly middle aged men and some older women. Nudism was more a fashion of that generation.

DeleteOrDecay Sun 14-May-17 09:33:21

Let him go on his own, he'll be thoroughly disappointedgrin

Penfold007 Sun 14-May-17 09:35:46

Went to a French campsite on year where there was an adults only pool and clothes were optional. It was only the older less 'perfect' bodies that skipped clothes.

OnionKnight Sun 14-May-17 09:37:04

He's going to be very disappointed.

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