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MwahHaHaHa! !

(29 Posts)
RolfsBabyGrand Wed 21-Dec-16 22:46:15

So the ex who cheated on me, who made life so unpleasant I left the house and spent all my savings starting again, the man who won't give any £ towards DC but has had several foreign holidays, the man who treated me like shit so I couldn't sleep or think straight and lost a ton of weight. Yes him...

Turns out he's realised the OW is a money grabbing bunny boiler. He's took out loans and she's spent it all. He bought a new house for them both and is mortgaged up to the eyeballs. She monitors his phone and whereabouts cos he's an untrustworthy dick. He thinks she's cheating on him because she won't let him near her. He's trapped in an awful relationship.

It all came out in a tearful phone call today.

Oh karma I love you xxxxxx

RayofSun Wed 21-Dec-16 22:47:56

Merry Christmaswink

Crispbutty Wed 21-Dec-16 22:50:16

Sadly, he's probably still lying to get sympathy.. Or maybe that was just my ex.. sad

Muddlingalongalone Wed 21-Dec-16 22:50:33

I dream of this day - Merry Christmas grin

Splishing Wed 21-Dec-16 22:52:58

I dream of this day too!! Must be a nice early Christmas present for you. How long did it take him to discover that the grass wasn't as green as he thought it would be??

RolfsBabyGrand Wed 21-Dec-16 22:55:29

Maybe a bit of that crisp but I have witnessed some of her crazy lady behaviour and him having to scurry round to her orders. It's a wonder to behold, before heading back to my lovely home where I am in control of my own happiness. Ahhh (smug emoticon)

RolfsBabyGrand Wed 21-Dec-16 22:59:18

splishing a grand total of 8 months. I've no doubt he'll stick it out with her until she discovers he's cheating again. Could last years, both of them checking each others phones and second guessing about their behaviour. And again mwahhahaha.

Splishing Wed 21-Dec-16 23:01:51

Doesn't sound like it's going to be a great secure relationship does it!! At least it's no longer your problem......!

OhBlissOhJoy Wed 21-Dec-16 23:05:36

Happy Christmas Rolf, sounds like the best present you could have got.
Now, if only I can get similar...

loser102 Wed 21-Dec-16 23:08:55


Forme2016 Thu 22-Dec-16 00:09:59

Love it!

babycow38 Thu 22-Dec-16 00:21:32

Brilliant , that is all xxx

Evilstepmum01 Thu 22-Dec-16 00:21:54

Aaah, enjoy! grin

CalmItKermitt Thu 22-Dec-16 00:28:39

Beautiful 😄

Patriciathestripper1 Thu 22-Dec-16 00:38:41


HappyJanuary Thu 22-Dec-16 01:08:54

I literally dream of this. Will live vicariously through you until then op. Enjoy!

RedMapleLeaf Thu 22-Dec-16 03:46:11

What did you say when he told you?

Lunar1 Thu 22-Dec-16 03:55:40

It couldn't happen to a more deserving couple.

TheresAlwaysTimeForTea Thu 22-Dec-16 03:59:39

Excellent news for Christmas - God bless us, everyone! Raises glass of mulled wine

confusionoftheillusion Thu 22-Dec-16 05:39:48


Wallywobbles Thu 22-Dec-16 05:41:50


Summerlovinf Thu 22-Dec-16 07:40:47

Why are you wasting your time accepting phone calls from this guy...try to move on

LemonSqueezy0 Thu 22-Dec-16 08:11:05

fwink he's the master of his own destiny! Can you cut him out now, and end on a high or are there DC involved?

hellsbellsmelons Thu 22-Dec-16 08:29:58

Ahhhhh... the poor precious little snowflake!

RolfsBabyGrand Thu 22-Dec-16 08:58:33

Yep got DC so a bit of phone contact is necessary. Glad I took this call!

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