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Trying to make my sex life into a GBBO showstopper - help

(13 Posts)
HollySOWOULD Sun 23-Oct-16 16:53:40

So i have a big thing about Paul Hollywood. DP is largely tolerant of this, but is starting to draw the line at some of my demands.

He already had a goatee, so that is ok and certainly has got hands that are good at kneading wink.

I bought that marshmallow shower gel, to make his junk smell of vanilla - for that bake off multi sensory vibe, but he won't even consider sparkly blue contacts. Or a chefs hat. AT ALL.

If those are non starters, what could I try? TIA

Myusernameismyusername Sun 23-Oct-16 16:56:59

You could do a naked cooking session?

sweetstemcauli Sun 23-Oct-16 16:59:27

I think you could try adding less yeast to the mixture, OP. wink

Joysmum Sun 23-Oct-16 17:01:02

Have your efforts judged?

TalcAndTurnips Sun 23-Oct-16 17:02:55

Scouse lessons for chrimbo.

That'll put the wood in his holly.


sweetstemcauli Sun 23-Oct-16 17:04:10

Have your efforts judged?

Great idea, a kitchen worktop is the perfect height.

HollySOWOULD Sun 23-Oct-16 17:05:26

judging - what outsiders? shock
I don't know where I would find a Mary Berry look-a-like who would be game, to be honest!

HollySOWOULD Sun 23-Oct-16 17:05:56

i have got the SMELL aspect sorted.

Maybe the sound needs working on

sweetstemcauli Sun 23-Oct-16 17:07:25

Mary Berry lookalike - doesn't matter OP, a short blond wig would do trick, just keep it out of the pancake batter.

WutheringFrights Sun 23-Oct-16 17:08:44

Under no circumstances should you have a soggy bottom

sweetstemcauli Sun 23-Oct-16 17:10:03

Sound - tracks like 'Burn Baby Burn' or 'Beat It' on the CD player?

PaulineFowlersGrowler Sun 23-Oct-16 17:17:55

Maybe you could watch that together in the bedroom, buy some nice butter, see what happens......

HollySOWOULD Sun 23-Oct-16 17:19:27

or this maybe - keep the whisking for the, er.. finale?

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