Me and hubby have not done any bedroom athletics in a few weeks.
This morning my luck was in 
As hubby went south I had the urge to fart, it ruined the whole 7.25 minutes. Then after he decided on a little natter when all I wanted to do was explode.
Please or to access all these features
Please
or
to access all these features
Mumsnet has not checked the qualifications of anyone posting here. If you need help urgently or expert advice, please see our domestic violence webguide and/or relationships webguide. Many Mumsnetters experiencing domestic abuse have found this thread helpful: Listen up, everybody
Relationships
FML my 20th century problems
1 reply
6demandingchildren · 06/08/2016 13:52
OP posts:
Thelyingbitchandthewardrobe ·
06/08/2016 21:37
Do you really have 6demandingchildren 
if so maybe the farting is a godsend. 3 kids has me exhausted!
Please create an account
To comment on this thread you need to create a Mumsnet account.