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What is the worst thing a man has ever said to you after sex?

(144 Posts)
user1467042399 Thu 07-Jul-16 10:28:29

Mine has to be after I got back with my ex afterwards he said "thankyou I needed that"
Kind of felt awkward.
Or another guy said "I'm so pleased we are friends"

wonderingsoul Thu 07-Jul-16 10:46:39

It wasnt said.

But when i was 17 a boyfriend went down on ne only at it for a few minutes till he raised hea head and threw up on me saying "he kept thinjing he was licking a vag where wee comes out of and it was off putting"

I was clean but my god did thay put me of orally for years.

littlewoollypervert Thu 07-Jul-16 10:48:49

I was told last night after dtd "You're a good ride" (but it was a joke and we both burst out laughing)

SaveSomeSpendSome Thu 07-Jul-16 10:48:56

I really wasnt expecting that all at, you were alot better than i thought!


ElspethFlashman Thu 07-Jul-16 11:01:15

He started singing "Why Does it Always Rain on Me" in accurately mournful tone. I genuinely think it was just a song that was stuck in his head but it was bad in the context!

It may have been completely unconscious but I thought "you cheeky fucker, I should be singing that - you were shit!"

ChickyDuck Thu 07-Jul-16 11:05:19

"Was that the first time you've done that...?"

It wasn't...

TheWeeBabySeamus1 Thu 07-Jul-16 11:07:47

My ex, who I was with for 8 years, said thank you after. Every. Single. Time. For 8 years.

whitershadeofpale Thu 07-Jul-16 11:08:54

A while later after he'd gone a bit of weird:

'You made me feel really crap about myself'

Zuccarelli Thu 07-Jul-16 11:10:48

"I wanted to cum on your face". Charming hmm

BeamMeUpScottie Thu 07-Jul-16 11:13:47

In my young and wild years I had unprotected sex with a one night stand .. Next morning, I said "that was stupid of us, I've never done that before" and he replied with "i don't care, me, I've probably already got hiv"....cue months of stress till I could have a test. Never did that again!

SealSong Thu 07-Jul-16 11:15:04

That I reminded him of his sister confused

UmbongoUnchained Thu 07-Jul-16 11:16:13

"You have a lovely cunt."


LanaorAna1 Thu 07-Jul-16 11:17:24

'Thank you Fiona.'

His ex was Fiona.

Greengreenleaf Thu 07-Jul-16 11:19:03

Sorry about the phone ringing it's probably my wife hmm

TirNaNog100 Thu 07-Jul-16 11:19:14

From my beloved husband: 'what do you do that's so special
despite all your experience?'

DiamondInTheRuff Thu 07-Jul-16 11:19:15

"Oh shit. The condom's come off..."

Was going quite well up until that point!

Greengreenleaf Thu 07-Jul-16 11:19:18

And no I didn't know he had a wife!

2nds Thu 07-Jul-16 11:20:30

Theweebabyseamus did we go out with the same guy? My ex said that every time too :-(

2nds Thu 07-Jul-16 11:22:31

Lol greengreenleaf what did you do when he said that?

TheWeeBabySeamus1 Thu 07-Jul-16 11:23:53

2nds Did yours also pat you on the head after a blow job saying "That was good, thank you"? confused

ReallyNoEyeDeer Thu 07-Jul-16 11:24:26

my god did thay put me of orally for years.

wonderingsoul has been possessed by the ghost of Stanley Unwin!

Greta28 Thu 07-Jul-16 11:28:31

What's wrong with saying: I needed that?

I say that to a husband after an occasional short dry spell

Cant remember any bad comments after sex. I remember a guy not even getting off the bed or walking me to the door/ taxi/whatever. He just laid in bed as couldn't be arsed and I felt so cheap having to organise my own way home.

NickiFury Thu 07-Jul-16 11:29:22

"To be honest I only did it to get back at <<insert his exes name>>"

What a twat.

Purplebluebird Thu 07-Jul-16 11:30:33

My ex when we were young (he was 20) used to say "kaching!" after sex. As in "kaching, I got laid!".

I thought it was funny then (I was 16), but now I just cringe :p

isthistoonosy Thu 07-Jul-16 11:34:11

You'll need to leave before my dad gets here. I'm getting married today,

Lucky woman sad

Although anther guy I slept with over two weekends later told me he had got married on the Wed between, so .....

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