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Tracey Emin: 'The stone I married is beautiful and dignified – it will never let me down'

(26 Posts)
Hillfarmer Tue 24-May-16 20:47:30

From today's Grauniad.

I'm with Tracey. Anyone else?

TheoriginalLEM Tue 24-May-16 20:50:24

i might marry my cheese plant.

Soneone should tell her if it rolls on her foot its a massive red flag and she should leave the bastard.

Gide Tue 24-May-16 20:51:57

She's fucking mental.

TheoriginalLEM Tue 24-May-16 20:58:46

You think? shes a millionaire - happen shes pretty on the ball and laughing all the way to the bank.

AttilaTheMeerkat Tue 24-May-16 21:03:09

A sham marriage?

RiceCrispieTreats Tue 24-May-16 21:04:39

Well, I think that there will be a lot less of that beautiful mystery of discovering an other being, with a stone. A lot less mutual support. It seems a shame to miss out on that, in a marriage.

Acopyofacopy Tue 24-May-16 21:04:54

Never really understood her 'art' before, unlikely that I will ever get it. Very unsophisticated, moi. [shrug]

Olddear Tue 24-May-16 21:07:35

Mick Jagger??

gaggiagirl Tue 24-May-16 21:12:12

I really like her. Best wishes to them!

Hillfarmer Tue 24-May-16 21:14:17

Yeah Olddear keep away from Rolling Stones, deffo.

ForalltheSaints Tue 24-May-16 21:17:28

Probably the stone is worth a lot less than 'My Bed'

ButIbeingpoor Tue 24-May-16 21:20:46

I had a fling with a rock, it's over now. We've both moved on......

VocationalGoat Tue 24-May-16 21:25:25

Good for you Butlbeingpoor. Far better than living under one. And good for your ex-rock. A rolling stone gathers no moss. And you really don't want to be stuck between a rock and a hard place anyway.

Who are you with now, do you mind me asking? Paper? Scissors? Or are you just having some 'me' time?

I think I've exhausted the 'rock' cliche bank.

Olddear Tue 24-May-16 21:27:20

Rock on Tracey!

mustbesunday Tue 24-May-16 21:36:39

I had a thing with a stone once, had to end it though as they were far too shy. Just wished they could have been a little boulder.

Theladyloriana Tue 24-May-16 22:41:58

Must grin

KatieKaboom Thu 26-May-16 04:06:17

Ask the local gentry
And they will say it's sedimentary..

KimmySchmidtsSmile Thu 26-May-16 04:37:23

When it refuses to communicate about pebbledashing the loo, will we accuse it of stonewalling?

cherrytree63 Thu 26-May-16 05:17:55

I had a fling with a stone. Broke two windows and gave me shingles.

Destinysdaughter Thu 26-May-16 05:20:15

I want to marry my cat.😻

VoyageOfDad Thu 26-May-16 08:12:53

I bet it doesn't take the bins out.

Zaurak Thu 26-May-16 08:59:30

Will the kids be a chip off the old block?

corythatwas Thu 26-May-16 11:29:06

Is she planning to build her house on it?

mustbesunday Thu 26-May-16 20:24:17

It's no laughing matter. It was very rocky for a while and I wanted to start afresh with a clean slate.

ForalltheSaints Sat 28-May-16 08:10:42

If Tracey was marrying a cheese would it be Eminthal?

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