Orgasm, interrupted

[YankNCock]

Really, DS2? Really?!? You had to bring an open 3kg bag of oats upstairs, into our bedroom, and demand porridge? Right NOW?!

[silverfoxofwarwick1952]

In our house, at this time it would feel closer to lunch.

[YankNCock]

To be fair, 'NOW' was about an hour prior to posting.

And he'd already had cereal and yogurt.

[tingon]

I think you are being totally unreasonable, unless he's in his twenties.

[TheStoic]

I think you are being totally unreasonable, unless he's in his twenties



No way I could relax enough to climax with children on the loose in the house.

Did you get him breakfast and then go back to bed??

[MrsOlaf78]

Interesting username - are you for real?

[tingon]

Doesn't really matter if the OP is real, no one's offering too much help, or losing sleep worrying about her.

[Believeitornot]

Stop fucking and look after your children.

[FinnMcCool]

[thegiddylimit]

How old is he, get DS1 to make his breakfast that's what we do or let them watch TV, according to my SIL that's why children's TV has always been on on a weekend morning

[Branleuse]

you didnt lock the bedroom door?

[PigletJohn]

a

[Helmetbymidnight]

Stealth boast-

Your child eats Porridge rather than coco pops.

[theredjellybean]

double stealth boast...she was having sex and an orgasm on a sunday morning...not at work or doing laundry or cleaning out guniea pig hutch or whatever ...but actually having real live sex....aghhhh....green with envy

[TeaT1me]

We keep wondering about a lock on the bedroom door.... But in too scared to actually do it. We've been slightly hippyish parents so them not being able to get to us still worries me.

But..... Yes. Interrupting mid stag would be bad.

So how old a kid op? We've managed a Sunday morning v quick stag occasionally but only since they're 6 and 4 and with a movie on once wed already given them a ton of attention for a few hours.

I do remember someone posting they had sex most mornings. As I have children in my bed or in my room by6.30 I was supremely jealous of that one!

[ofuckit]

Urgh

[ofuckit]

My DC are old enough that we could stay in bed all day sleeping shagging and the DC would take about two days to notice we weren't around.

Do I win?

[theredjellybean]

ofuckit...only if you actually do stay in bed all day having sex...

[ofuckit]

Oh. Can I lie then?

[Ludways]

You can't be watching your children if you're yes are rolling into the back of your head. Shane on you!!

It's the poor porridgeless children I feel sorry for, was he holding his bowl up saying "more please, sir"?

[theredjellybean]

of course you can...apparently most people do lie about thier sex lives !

[JolseBaby]

YanknCock has been here for ages - I remember the username.

I'd second the lock on the bedroom door!

[Ludways]

• eyes, obvs

[lionheart]

How do you know her DP is called Shane?

[theredjellybean]

how do we know it was her DP ??? Shane could be anyone....

[tingon]

Shane was a typo, it's a joke.