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Orgasm, interrupted

(40 Posts)
YankNCock Sun 21-Feb-16 11:16:43

Really, DS2? Really?!? You had to bring an open 3kg bag of oats upstairs, into our bedroom, and demand porridge? Right NOW?!


silverfoxofwarwick1952 Sun 21-Feb-16 11:27:48

In our house, at this time it would feel closer to lunch. smile

YankNCock Sun 21-Feb-16 11:31:51

To be fair, 'NOW' was about an hour prior to posting. grin

And he'd already had cereal and yogurt.

tingon Sun 21-Feb-16 11:38:58

I think you are being totally unreasonable, unless he's in his twenties.

TheStoic Sun 21-Feb-16 11:42:09

I think you are being totally unreasonable, unless he's in his twenties


No way I could relax enough to climax with children on the loose in the house.

Did you get him breakfast and then go back to bed??

MrsOlaf78 Sun 21-Feb-16 11:46:07

Interesting username - are you for real?

tingon Sun 21-Feb-16 11:49:34

Doesn't really matter if the OP is real, no one's offering too much help, or losing sleep worrying about her.

Believeitornot Sun 21-Feb-16 11:54:16

Stop fucking and look after your children.

FinnMcCool Sun 21-Feb-16 12:02:27


thegiddylimit Sun 21-Feb-16 12:02:42

How old is he, get DS1 to make his breakfast that's what we do or let them watch TV, according to my SIL that's why children's TV has always been on on a weekend morning grin

Branleuse Sun 21-Feb-16 12:05:14

you didnt lock the bedroom door?

PigletJohn Sun 21-Feb-16 12:05:41


Helmetbymidnight Sun 21-Feb-16 12:07:41

Stealth boast-

Your child eats Porridge rather than coco pops.

theredjellybean Sun 21-Feb-16 12:09:47

double stealth boast...she was having sex and an orgasm on a sunday morning...not at work or doing laundry or cleaning out guniea pig hutch or whatever ...but actually having real live with envy

TeaT1me Sun 21-Feb-16 12:14:04

We keep wondering about a lock on the bedroom door.... But in too scared to actually do it. We've been slightly hippyish parents so them not being able to get to us still worries me.

But..... Yes. Interrupting mid stag would be bad.

So how old a kid op? We've managed a Sunday morning v quick stag occasionally but only since they're 6 and 4 and with a movie on once wed already given them a ton of attention for a few hours.

I do remember someone posting they had sex most mornings. As I have children in my bed or in my room by6.30 I was supremely jealous of that one!

ofuckit Sun 21-Feb-16 12:14:40


ofuckit Sun 21-Feb-16 12:17:01

My DC are old enough that we could stay in bed all day sleeping shagging and the DC would take about two days to notice we weren't around.

Do I win?

theredjellybean Sun 21-Feb-16 12:18:11

ofuckit...only if you actually do stay in bed all day having sex...

ofuckit Sun 21-Feb-16 12:18:56

Oh. Can I lie then? grin

Ludways Sun 21-Feb-16 12:25:45

You can't be watching your children if you're yes are rolling into the back of your head. Shane on you!!

It's the poor porridgeless children I feel sorry for, was he holding his bowl up saying "more please, sir"?

theredjellybean Sun 21-Feb-16 12:26:13

of course you can...apparently most people do lie about thier sex lives !

JolseBaby Sun 21-Feb-16 12:27:47

YanknCock has been here for ages - I remember the username.

I'd second the lock on the bedroom door!

Ludways Sun 21-Feb-16 12:29:02

* eyes, obvs

lionheart Sun 21-Feb-16 12:36:52

How do you know her DP is called Shane?

theredjellybean Sun 21-Feb-16 12:46:44

how do we know it was her DP ??? Shane could be anyone....

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