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Mumsnet has not checked the qualifications of anyone posting here. If you need help urgently or expert advice, please see our domestic violence webguide and/or relationships webguide. Many Mumsnetters experiencing domestic abuse have found this thread helpful: Listen up, everybody

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Revenge is a dish best served with a BURN

53 replies

pocketsaviour · 31/01/2016 20:21

Bwahahaha. 100% sure this fuckwit was about to try for a booty call

Revenge is a dish best served with a BURN

OP posts:

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Hissy · 31/01/2016 20:29

Yours?
RESPECT!

pocketsaviour · 31/01/2016 20:32

Oh yeah. All my fuckwit sad to say... But it feels good to put the idiot in his place!

OP posts:

gaggiagirl · 31/01/2016 20:33

Haaaaaa! 😅

ICanTuckMyBoobsInMyPockets · 31/01/2016 20:41

You are a bloody legend!

HandyWoman · 31/01/2016 20:42

Awesome

Anniegetyourgun · 31/01/2016 21:16

Nicely played indeed.

PassTheWench · 31/01/2016 21:18

Genius!

OnceAMeerNotAlwaysAMeer · 31/01/2016 21:20

Wow .... he actually -replied- to those texts?

my god he's got shale where other people have skin. Ugh, yay for getting rid

Yseulte · 31/01/2016 21:21

Schadenfreude tastes goood.

NoncommittalToSparkleMotion · 31/01/2016 21:23

Snap!

ineedabodytransplant · 31/01/2016 21:56

Shale? Does that make him a fracking twat?

forumdonkey · 31/01/2016 21:58

MN really needs a like button!!!

ImperialBlether · 31/01/2016 22:02

at "Yes this is him."

Hissy · 31/01/2016 22:06

You need to name change love

Pocketsavior becomes PocketHero

GnocchiGnocchiWhosThere · 31/01/2016 22:22

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Message withdrawn at poster's request.

tribpot · 31/01/2016 22:25

Snort. What kind of idiot doesn't reply to that with 'no, not him - god he sounds like a prick' and then slinks off, never to return. Ha ha ha.

ToomuchChocolatemeansBootcamp · 31/01/2016 22:30

Just epic. Well done OP. What a bellend.

DragonsCanHop · 31/01/2016 22:32

Very well played by you!

0verNow · 31/01/2016 22:32

Shouldn't it be "Yes, this is he"?

Can't even get his grammar right...

kittybiscuits · 31/01/2016 22:52

pocketsaviour · 01/02/2016 07:15

Thanks all

Yes I was expecting an "oops wrong number" or just silence. I can't believe he replied like that. Utter knobhead.

I had blocked his number on my handset - but I factory reset my phone last week and it obviously only blocks on the handset, not the sim card. So one to remember!

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Anniegetyourgun · 01/02/2016 07:18

I take it he wasn't contacting you to arrange a repayment schedule?

Actually, don't bother to answer that, I think we all know.

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FuckYouChrisAndThatHorse · 01/02/2016 07:22

Brilliant :o

I'm glad I read this first thing. It's warmed my heart for the day ahead.

I had a good chuckle at fracking twat too :o

Well done Pocket. What a prat he is.

bb888 · 01/02/2016 07:24

Wow, thats brilliant. Well done

bb888 · 01/02/2016 07:24

Wow, thats brilliant. Well done

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