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OLD come piss yourself with laughter

(9 Posts)
Moanybalonie Sat 28-Nov-15 15:57:43

Not gonna bore you with the back details but get this, the weekend is not even over yet & I've already had two separate serious requests from previous 'one-daters' TO MAKE A BABY!!!

Yes, I barely know you, we're not in a stable committed relationship & you want to make a baby with me?! leave aside that I don't actually have a womb any more Perfectly sound idea....when shall we start?

Honestly?! Really?! WTAF????

pocketsaviour Sat 28-Nov-15 15:58:56


Clearly, you're giving off some kind of hormone that signals your utter suitability as a host womb. Have you recently changed your perfume? grin grin

Oysterbabe Sat 28-Nov-15 16:30:54

I remember seeing a dating profile of a guy when I was on pof that basically said he was looking for a woman to have a minimum of 6 children with so dates would need to be prepared to have regular unprotected sex with him, preferably from the first date.

Handywoman Sat 28-Nov-15 16:35:58

check your profile for typos ASAP did you write 'mating' instead of 'dating'



RedMapleLeaf Sat 28-Nov-15 16:44:57

Do you have good hips?

TooSassy Sat 28-Nov-15 19:27:12


You obviously have fertile and child bearing vibes.

Not interested? Quells surprise! grin

financialwizard Sat 28-Nov-15 19:32:05

grin ah you cheered my crappy day up

lorelei9 Sat 28-Nov-15 20:01:01

WTAF??!! that is bizarre.

you should reply saying "I'm glad you think I'm so marvellous that I should set about creating a mini-me immediately, if not sooner, in order to ensure global benefit of a possible of a possible recreation of me, but ....ha ha ha NO."

Trills Sat 28-Nov-15 20:33:59

You've actually BEEN on dates with these men?

So they didn't give off any procreative vibes when you chatted to them before agreeing to meet up?

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