OLD come piss yourself with laughter

[Moanybalonie]

Not gonna bore you with the back details but get this, the weekend is not even over yet & I've already had two separate serious requests from previous 'one-daters' TO MAKE A BABY!!!

Yes, I barely know you, we're not in a stable committed relationship & you want to make a baby with me?! leave aside that I don't actually have a womb any more Perfectly sound idea....when shall we start?

Honestly?! Really?! WTAF????

[pocketsaviour]

WHAT?!!

Clearly, you're giving off some kind of hormone that signals your utter suitability as a host womb. Have you recently changed your perfume?

[Oysterbabe]

I remember seeing a dating profile of a guy when I was on pof that basically said he was looking for a woman to have a minimum of 6 children with so dates would need to be prepared to have regular unprotected sex with him, preferably from the first date.
O.k.

[Handywoman]

check your profile for typos ASAP did you write 'mating' instead of 'dating'



Cripes.

[RedMapleLeaf]

Do you have good hips?

[TooSassy]

Lmao.

You obviously have fertile and child bearing vibes.

Not interested? Quells surprise!

[financialwizard]

ah you cheered my crappy day up

[lorelei9]

WTAF??!! that is bizarre.

you should reply saying "I'm glad you think I'm so marvellous that I should set about creating a mini-me immediately, if not sooner, in order to ensure global benefit of a possible of a possible recreation of me, but ....ha ha ha NO."

[Trills]

You've actually BEEN on dates with these men?

So they didn't give off any procreative vibes when you chatted to them before agreeing to meet up?