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Wankbadger ex, I need a rant

(22 Posts)
deadrat Wed 25-Nov-15 09:18:45

It's either that or I top myself....

(Clears throat)

Fucking bastard, wank badger, cock-knob, turd-fest, cunty-twat, arsehole.

You scheming, evil, devious (I'm actually running out of words now!) fuckfest excuse of a man. How dare you try to bribe our children. You arsewart, (Is that really the best I can think up? Arsewart? )

Fuck off out of my life & leave me alone.

ravenmum Wed 25-Nov-15 09:36:42

I don't know him but I agree.

throwingpebbles Wed 25-Nov-15 09:41:01

I feel your pain. Disgusting how some men behave

tallwivglasses Wed 25-Nov-15 09:42:05

Cockwomble...wankstain.. just trying to help you out here. Is this Christmas-related perchance?

deadrat Wed 25-Nov-15 09:56:36

No not Christmas related.

"Come & live with me & I'll give you £££"

ravenmum Wed 25-Nov-15 10:01:27

If the kids are old enough to understand the power of money they are also old enough to realise that having to pay your own children to live with you makes you the king of losers.

BastardGoDarkly Wed 25-Nov-15 10:02:48

Ah bollocks deadrat he really is a prize prick isn't he? What have the dc said?

deadrat Wed 25-Nov-15 10:05:49

The £££ was obscene. The dc said kerching! Bastard.

BastardGoDarkly Wed 25-Nov-15 10:08:53

So they're going? Oh fucking hell, I'm so sorry love flowers

How old are they?!

Fooshufflewickbannanapants Wed 25-Nov-15 10:10:05

Nob rot, cuntyfuckhead? What a shitfucknobber. Un mumsnetty hugs.

strawberryandaflake Wed 25-Nov-15 10:11:41

Children want love more than anything. They'll be back when they realise the grass isn't greener x

ravenmum Wed 25-Nov-15 10:13:14

Whether it worked or not, he's still a loser for having to do it (as well as a low-down, worthless scumbag tosser).

This won't last forever.

DonkeysDontRideBicycles Wed 25-Nov-15 10:16:39

If he is the controlling, what-I-say-goes type I don't see them lasting there. flowers

deadrat Wed 25-Nov-15 10:25:50

Well I guess I can take comfort from knowing when it does eventually go tits-up their pocket £ for the next 5yrs is taken care of. & Once he's handed it over he can't take it back. Shame my child maintenance will be halved.

CocktailQueen Wed 25-Nov-15 10:32:51

How old are your dc? Are they all leaving to live with your dad? Are thy old enough to make up their own minds?

deadrat Wed 25-Nov-15 13:23:15

It's not really about the kids, he's outraged at the settlement the judge awarded me & he knows he can claw it back if they move in with him. His exact words were ' I want mummy to be on her own so she feels my pain' Wanker.

pocketsaviour Wed 25-Nov-15 13:24:33


He's not just a cunt. He's off the cuntometer.

ChristmasPartyDress Wed 25-Nov-15 13:27:37

You have my sympathy. My x was as tight as a knatschuff to me and grudges me the money I spend on braces, gas bills & groceries. I worry about him telling the dc that if they live with him instead of me, he'll give them the money he had to give me or something stupid like that. They'll spend it on lip balm, google play cards and sweets for their friends.. Brilliant.

Threefishys Wed 25-Nov-15 13:44:06

Well you've got your settlement he's got money to spend on the kids... Let them go to him and you spend your cash in spa days until they come back to you which they will

throwingpebbles Wed 25-Nov-15 22:30:42

Revolting man.

Marilynsbigsister Wed 25-Nov-15 23:02:00

if the child maintenance will ne halved OP, does that mean he is bribing them to stay 50% of time or is he only 'bribing' half the children to live with him ?

RealityCheque Thu 26-Nov-15 00:29:19

How old are the kids? Something isn't ringing true about this - what details are missing?

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