Oh dear god, DH has just given me...[underwear]

[SilentlySpeechless]

this. and he bought size L . I've never taken L in anything. And I just looked up the price We're supposed to be saving money.

[patterkiller]

Repost in Sex topic other wise your not to be trusted.

[hoobygalooby]

Bloody hell!! He's a keeper!
I wish my DP would buy me such a present!!!

[Jedi1]

Why does it matter if it's I sex or relationships, a troll will troll anywhere - most likely in the sex topic.

Op - my phone won't open the link - it must be very interesting!

[Finola1step]

Can't open linky!

[ShatnersBassoon]

It must be truly obscene, my phone won't even entertain opening the page. I'm imagining Aertex y-fronts...?

[Reginafalangie]

Unless they're a 90 day poster ( I think it's 90) then you can't post in the sex topic so will thwart most trolls.

By the way the link won't work

[Melonfool]

You can't post in the "sex" topic unless you've been a member over three months.
I can't open the link.

[GarminGirl]

oh fgs,who cares,troll or not

she has a problem!

how much was it?

[CordeliaFoxx]

Google bracli and it gives pearl thongs. Who actually really buys that shit?!?

[SilentlySpeechless]

Apparently my DH

[CordeliaFoxx]

So glad my DH sticks to gifts of cash lol

[Twinkie1]

My shield blocks the website!!

[WallyBantersJunkBox]

Is it the pearl thong? I really want one. The sizing is big though. L is a 16/18.

[LuluJakey1]

Eww! Pearl thongs! How on earth are they kept hygenically clean? And how uncomfortable they must be. I would be fuming if DH bought me one of those.

My pearls were my 21st birthday present and they sit very nicely round my neck- no double entendres please.

[GwendolineMaryLacey]

That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever seen. Why would you want a string of pearls up your crack?

[Superexcited]

Bloody hell do they really cost £68 a pair?
Why would anyone pay that to have a scratchy lumpy string of pearls between their butt cheeks and labia?

[Cabrinha]

Why you would want a strong of pearls up your arse (crack) is most definitely for the Sex topic

[LuluJakey1]

They can't be real pearls for £68

[Bleakhouse1879]

You learn something new everyday. I didn't even think they existed. They really need to be seen to be believed how tacky (no offence, OP) they are.

[FenellaFellorick]

That's revolting.
Tell him to wear it himself.

[Glitteryarse]

I love my pearl necklace

[BillyDaveysDaughter]

I'd pay £68 if I thought my arse would look like that in them

Sadly, I'd still be jabba the hut with pearls wedged in me crack, and £68 poorer.

[Cabrinha]

OMFG, it gets better /worse. They do a men's one!
OP, pleeeeeaaaaasse ask your husband to get one and wear it.
Please!
Who the hell thinks they look nice?
Cheap crap between your labia. No no no.

[Eekaman]

My wife has two pairs of these... the first I bought, the second she bought. They aren't really for everyday wear .... :)

[britneyspearscatsuit]

He was had. you can get them for £40 on Amazon