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Oh dear god, DH has just given me...[underwear]

(118 Posts)
SilentlySpeechless Fri 07-Aug-15 21:22:58

this. shock and he bought size L shock. I've never taken L in anything. And I just looked up the price shock We're supposed to be saving money.

patterkiller Fri 07-Aug-15 21:24:58

Repost in Sex topic other wise your not to be trusted.

hoobygalooby Fri 07-Aug-15 21:29:46

Bloody hell!! He's a keeper!
I wish my DP would buy me such a present!!!

Jedi1 Fri 07-Aug-15 21:32:17

Why does it matter if it's I sex or relationships, a troll will troll anywhere - most likely in the sex topic.

Op - my phone won't open the link - it must be very interesting!

Finola1step Fri 07-Aug-15 21:33:49

Can't open linky!

ShatnersBassoon Fri 07-Aug-15 21:35:31

It must be truly obscene, my phone won't even entertain opening the page. I'm imagining Aertex y-fronts...?

Reginafalangie Fri 07-Aug-15 21:36:22

Unless they're a 90 day poster ( I think it's 90) then you can't post in the sex topic so will thwart most trolls.

By the way the link won't work grin

Melonfool Fri 07-Aug-15 21:37:25

You can't post in the "sex" topic unless you've been a member over three months.
I can't open the link.

GarminGirl Fri 07-Aug-15 21:40:51

oh fgs,who cares,troll or not

she has a problem!

how much was it?

CordeliaFoxx Fri 07-Aug-15 21:41:27

Google bracli and it gives pearl thongs. Who actually really buys that shit?!?

SilentlySpeechless Fri 07-Aug-15 21:42:46

Apparently my DH confused

CordeliaFoxx Fri 07-Aug-15 21:44:00

So glad my DH sticks to gifts of cash lol

Twinkie1 Fri 07-Aug-15 21:44:46

My shield blocks the website!!

WallyBantersJunkBox Fri 07-Aug-15 21:49:49

Is it the pearl thong? I really want one. The sizing is big though. L is a 16/18.

LuluJakey1 Fri 07-Aug-15 21:53:14

Eww! Pearl thongs! How on earth are they kept hygenically clean? And how uncomfortable they must be. I would be fuming if DH bought me one of those.

My pearls were my 21st birthday present and they sit very nicely round my neck- no double entendres please. <clutches pearls>

GwendolineMaryLacey Fri 07-Aug-15 21:53:42

That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever seen. Why would you want a string of pearls up your crack? confused

Superexcited Fri 07-Aug-15 21:59:24

Bloody hell do they really cost £68 a pair?
Why would anyone pay that to have a scratchy lumpy string of pearls between their butt cheeks and labia?

Cabrinha Fri 07-Aug-15 22:00:03

Why you would want a strong of pearls up your arse (crack) is most definitely for the Sex topic grin

LuluJakey1 Fri 07-Aug-15 22:05:17

They can't be real pearls for £68

Bleakhouse1879 Fri 07-Aug-15 22:13:33

You learn something new everyday. I didn't even think they existed. They really need to be seen to be believed how tacky (no offence, OP) they are.

FenellaFellorick Fri 07-Aug-15 22:20:52

That's revolting.
Tell him to wear it himself.

Glitteryarse Fri 07-Aug-15 22:24:06

I love my pearl necklace grin

BillyDaveysDaughter Fri 07-Aug-15 22:24:37

I'd pay £68 if I thought my arse would look like that in them

Sadly, I'd still be jabba the hut with pearls wedged in me crack, and £68 poorer.

Cabrinha Fri 07-Aug-15 22:27:16

OMFG, it gets better /worse. They do a men's one!
OP, pleeeeeaaaaasse ask your husband to get one and wear it.
Please!
Who the hell thinks they look nice?
Cheap crap between your labia. No no no.

Eekaman Fri 07-Aug-15 22:27:50

My wife has two pairs of these... the first I bought, the second she bought. They aren't really for everyday wear .... smile

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