Back in March I was introduced by a friend to a 'great' guy. Admittedly she'd only known him for 6 months but thought he was ideal for me - tall, dark, hansome, intelligent, witty.....
We talked on the phone, messaged daily & decided to meet.
Immediate attraction, great sex .... but .... something bothered me about him. I thought maybe I was just oversensitive having come out of an emotionally abusive relationship.
Maybe.
Then he started to send cock photos & asked me to describe what I liked about said photo. If I didn't use enough descriptive words I was accused of being 'lame' or 'unimaginative', 'crap at sexting'.
He wanted me to give his cock a name & 'worship' it 
, did I know any friends who would be interested in a threesome?
He would like to come to my house & fuck me ocassionally, but my family 'situation' was a no go for him (aka having 4 kids).
According to him (god?) I would never be able to resist him.
He wants to see me this weekend. I told him to stop whining & go gang out in the frozen food section of his local co-op ..... did I do the right thing, or will I have a life time of regrets?
He also had a mate called charlie - I realised this after his constant sniffing.
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I think I found my 'twat radar'??!
JanuaryKat · 31/07/2015 17:49
Yes, I feel like I have experienced naice sex with a ham - he is in the 'creative' industry. Described himself as a 'master seducer'
Snort! [with laughter I hasten to add]
Dear lord! You know what's right. That is all. 
Oh you silly woman where are you going to find another like him
I know!!!
He even phoned me a few weeks ago to tell me he had ' exercised his dick' with a 28 yr old Australian (he's 40) who he is helping get over a traumatic break up 
Oh op, he sounds nice 
. Can I have his number?
Hahhahahahahahahahaha!
He doesn't need radar to pick up!
He does need a health warning though
Good for a giggle about!
the latest -
'Hon, i wanna see you next week. You're fabricating the truth' (I messaged back his texts to him)
He loves big families apparantly, why am I being so grumpy..... it's all iny mind, am I 'not on heat today?'
ON HEAT - WHAT THE F DOES THAT MEAN???
Wow what an absolute tool! He sounds like a massive penis, I would've been tempted to have improvised with the penis pics by drawing faces on them (with twirly moustaches). The comment that a pp said about a halo and wings made me laugh out loud!
Seriously though he sounds like an absolute catch! When's the wedding?
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I'm not sure what I love more: the that he exercises his dick (seemingly for your benefit) or that he told you about it... 
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