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I think I found my 'twat radar'??!

(46 Posts)
JanuaryKat Fri 31-Jul-15 17:49:12

Back in March I was introduced by a friend to a 'great' guy. Admittedly she'd only known him for 6 months but thought he was ideal for me - tall, dark, hansome, intelligent, witty.....

We talked on the phone, messaged daily & decided to meet.
Immediate attraction, great sex .... but .... something bothered me about him. I thought maybe I was just oversensitive having come out of an emotionally abusive relationship.

Maybe.

Then he started to send cock photos & asked me to describe what I liked about said photo. If I didn't use enough descriptive words I was accused of being 'lame' or 'unimaginative', 'crap at sexting'.
He wanted me to give his cock a name & 'worship' it grin, did I know any friends who would be interested in a threesome?
He would like to come to my house & fuck me ocassionally, but my family 'situation' was a no go for him (aka having 4 kids).
According to him (god?) I would never be able to resist him.

He wants to see me this weekend. I told him to stop whining & go gang out in the frozen food section of his local co-op ..... did I do the right thing, or will I have a life time of regrets?
He also had a mate called charlie - I realised this after his constant sniffing.

pocketsaviour Fri 31-Jul-15 18:04:19

Sounds like your twat-radar is fully operational to me, soldier <salute>

JanuaryKat Fri 31-Jul-15 18:10:04

<thank you salute!!>
He's a massive bundle of red flag bunting which I find fascinating/horrifying/hilarious in equal measure.

cocobean2805 Fri 31-Jul-15 18:13:04

He sounds like my ex! Blergh! I think at the first mention of 'cock worship' I'd have photoshopped a halo and wings onto one of his dick pics and sent it back! You most definitely did the right thing in cutting him off!

JanuaryKat Fri 31-Jul-15 18:20:42

Yes, I feel like I have experienced naice sex with a ham - he is in the 'creative' industry. Described himself as a 'master seducer' grin

daftbesom Fri 31-Jul-15 18:36:10

Snort! [with laughter I hasten to add]

Dear lord! You know what's right. That is all. flowers

rumred Fri 31-Jul-15 18:37:26

Good god how would you regret not being with a fuckwit like him???

TheMarxistMinx Fri 31-Jul-15 18:41:03

Oh you silly woman where are you going to find another like him grin

JanuaryKat Fri 31-Jul-15 18:44:06

I know!!!
He even phoned me a few weeks ago to tell me he had ' exercised his dick' with a 28 yr old Australian (he's 40) who he is helping get over a traumatic break up shock

JanuaryKat Fri 31-Jul-15 18:45:46

He was acting as her therapist inbetween blow jobs. She went back to Oz last wk.

JanuaryKat Fri 31-Jul-15 18:47:06

And he's just tried to phone me hmm

ABTwife Fri 31-Jul-15 18:59:32

That's not twat radar - he's given absolute proof that he's a twat.

You haven't come to that conclusion based on a 'feeling'!.

jonrotten Fri 31-Jul-15 19:07:48

Oh op, he sounds nice sad. Can I have his number?

Hahhahahahahahahahaha!

paddymcgintysmum Fri 31-Jul-15 19:20:57

"I think I found my 'twat radar'??!

I know I've found mine! Thank you.

TheDowagerCuntess Fri 31-Jul-15 19:24:52

Oh, lucky escape.

Cabrinha Fri 31-Jul-15 19:28:25

He doesn't need radar to pick up!

He does need a health warning though grin

Good for a giggle about!

notrocketscience Fri 31-Jul-15 20:11:58

Can I buy your "twat radar" please?

Sounds as if it works at lot better than mine!

You go girl!

JanuaryKat Fri 31-Jul-15 20:12:07

grin the latest -
'Hon, i wanna see you next week. You're fabricating the truth' (I messaged back his texts to him)
He loves big families apparantly, why am I being so grumpy..... it's all iny mind, am I 'not on heat today?'
ON HEAT - WHAT THE F DOES THAT MEAN???

notrocketscience Fri 31-Jul-15 20:14:05

When my bitch is on heat (Westie dog) she stays inside away from all the nasty dogs...

Cabrinha Fri 31-Jul-15 20:15:40

"Fabricating the truth"????
grin

Cabrinha Fri 31-Jul-15 20:16:40

Had he really really asked you if you're not on heat today?!!!!!
Love this guy!
What does the friend that introduced you think to that? She OWES you!

PixieChops Fri 31-Jul-15 20:24:54

gringrin Wow what an absolute tool! He sounds like a massive penis, I would've been tempted to have improvised with the penis pics by drawing faces on them (with twirly moustaches). The comment that a pp said about a halo and wings made me laugh out loud!
Seriously though he sounds like an absolute catch! When's the wedding?

JanuaryKat Fri 31-Jul-15 20:26:41

He would love being described as a 'massive penis' grin

DrinkFeckArseGirls Fri 31-Jul-15 20:26:47

I'm not sure what I love more: the that he exercises his dick (seemingly for your benefit) or that he told you about it... hmm

MelanieCheeks Fri 31-Jul-15 20:27:53

Twat radar fully functional, go you!

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