Other women

[sarahhot636]

Is it just me or do most women fancy other women ?

[DreamingOfADifferentMe]

Ummmm, no.

[AnyFucker]

welcome to mumsnet "sarah"

[strawberryshoes]

just you "Sarah"

[BathtimeFunkster]

Obviously we all prefer men and their massive throbbing cocks.

But sometimes at a slumber party...

[pinkyredrose]

Are you a man?

[Notasinglefuckwasgiven]

6 foot 3 inch " Sarah " has a big throbbing cock I'd wager....

[BathtimeFunkster]

Or maybe a little one that is familiar with the death grip.

[notthestereotype]

WTF?! How is this a thread? Straight women don't. Gay/bi/curious women do. End of. Sorry to disappoint OP, if as already suggested, you are in fact a man.

[notthestereotype]

Haha just noticed your full name!!

[AnyFucker]

sometimes at a slumber party when I am having pillow fights with my girlfriends and their nighties ride up I get a bit of a stirring down below

is thst what you meant ?

[penguinsaresmall]

What can I make for tea tonight out of courgettes? I have a glut in the garden and am running out of ideas

[TheFormidableMrsC]

Ooh, that was a goady thread title. I'll step away while the OP continues his lesbian fantasies that we'd all shag our mates given half the chance

[Fallout4]

I love courgettes but I'm rubbish at cooking so I can't help you penguin

[BathtimeFunkster]

I love courgettes but I'm rubbish at cooking

Don't worry, courgettes aren't for cooking with, they're for shoving up your friends' fanjos after your pillow fight.

[LazyLouLou]

Nope, sorry Bathtime... that was a bit too quick.

I was still in Grease, singing Look at me, I'm Sandra Dee, as prompted by AFs post... I need a bit more nightie billowing before I can get to basting courgettes.

[tubbytimmy]

Only ones named Sarah

[BathtimeFunkster]

Jeez, Lazy, what is it with you broads taking so long to get your basting juices flowing?

[Iliveinalighthousewith2friendl]

When I was a teenager not very attractive and very self conscious of how l looked.
Every women I saw seemed to be gorgeous. But that was probably just my inferiority and extreme jealousy.
Now thankfully I hAve blossomed and morphed to being completely unrecognisable. In looks and personality. So those feelings have now completely diminished,
But other than that. I am very much a mans' lady

[Orrla]

Oh. Is it school holidays already?

[loveareadingthanks]

I fancy our women's footie team to do better in the next world cup and might bung a bet on next time.

[LurcioAgain]

(Channels inner Queen Victoria) I'm not sure I understand the point you're trying to make, OP?

[AnyFucker]

how unlike the home life of our own dear Queen

[mommyof23kids]

Everyone is being so rude. Poor Sarah wants to know the truth. The truth is I've snogged all of my female friends and once or twice a year we get carried away watching female porn together and reenact what we're watching.
All women do this, but it's a little secret we keep from men.

[VanillaTwirl]

It's usually the changing rooms that do it for me - y'know, when we all start playfully flicking each other with towels and stuff…

[horseygeorgie]

oh yes. just like every man secretly fancies other men.