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Weird online dating men arrrgh!

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Zermbo Tue 02-Jun-15 22:09:44

I am so done with online dating. Been exchanging messages with a guy for a few days, all going well, seems nice enough. We make a date for this weekend then he drops the bombshell that he wants me to record myself masturbating in public on my phone for him to watch before we meet wtaf???
Is there no nice, normal single men out there?

Twinklestein Tue 02-Jun-15 22:12:07

Who said romance was dead?

CalleighDoodle Tue 02-Jun-15 22:15:22

Thats great! He let you know straight away he is a nob! Saved you weeks of working out all the small signs.

ImperialBlether Tue 02-Jun-15 22:18:12

Oh Christ. Block, delete, ignore.

JoyceDivision Tue 02-Jun-15 22:18:35

Can you link his profile? grin

handfulofcottonbuds Tue 02-Jun-15 22:18:43

Haha! What is wrong with some people?! I mean the guy, not you Zermbo

Where on earth would you even do that in public??

CaptainAnkles Tue 02-Jun-15 22:27:48

Yep, at least it's saved you the time and effort that would've led to you eventually finding out that he's a pervy arsehole.

Zermbo Tue 02-Jun-15 22:27:53

I know, its just bizarre, lucky escape indeed. As if I'm gonna do that down the local high street!

Hissy Tue 02-Jun-15 22:31:36

At least you didn't have to pay the babysitter! Next!

I'm sorry love, it's shit! Don't give up!

Cassie258 Tue 02-Jun-15 22:35:48

Wow! Is it legal to do that? I don't think you could do it subtly.

I've had similar. A very nice person asked if he could masterbate down the phone while I listened. No participation necessary. I thought he was joking so I answered when he called. The next time I saw him... He said his phone had been stolen. Hmmm...

As PP said... Next! Better luck next time but be glad he let you know he was a sicko early wink

Buster08 Tue 02-Jun-15 22:36:38

WTAF?? I wonder if he asks every potential date to do this and whether anyone actually does it?! Imagine, setting up your phone in the aisle in tesco..

Lucky escape there op!

LancashireTea Tue 02-Jun-15 22:44:07

Lucky escape.
I once dated a freak guy who wanted to stare down my throat during sex. Then tell him I wanted to eat him up and swallow him. (Like an ogre!) hmm
Let's just say I never returned his calls or messages after that.confused

Zermbo Tue 02-Jun-15 22:52:04

Omg Lancashire, what is wrong with these men! Yours was funny though!

CalleighDoodle Tue 02-Jun-15 22:54:29

Cassie. The next time you saw him?!

handfulofcottonbuds Tue 02-Jun-15 22:54:49

What did you say to him Zermbo? Or did you just delete and block?

I honestly am shock at him thinking anyone would do that. No offence Lancashire with the open mouth emoji.

Allowmetoretort Tue 02-Jun-15 22:58:16

I'm just dithering over whether to start online dating.
This thread isn't helping grin

thecolourpink Tue 02-Jun-15 23:10:45

I met my husband on match so it is worth it! Happily married for 8 years now.

Some of your stories made me chuckle grin

Zermbo Tue 02-Jun-15 23:11:06

handful I was so shocked I just blocked him, wish I'd had said something to him now though!
The logistics don't even work, so I'm meant to be doing some kind of bizarre selfie pose while having a rummage and keeping an eye out for the police!

handfulofcottonbuds Tue 02-Jun-15 23:13:01

Zermbo - have you ever wondered if you're just too picky? wink

Zermbo Tue 02-Jun-15 23:16:06

handful well it's his own fault for not telling me to do it in Waitrose!

handfulofcottonbuds Tue 02-Jun-15 23:17:55

Ooh, posh!

Seriously though, don't give up. There are some decents online.

Lovingfreedom Tue 02-Jun-15 23:26:07

Just chalk it up to experience and move on. You get idiots like that online

Bogeyface Wed 03-Jun-15 00:19:26

Send him this.

Bogeyface Wed 03-Jun-15 00:20:45

or this

Cassie258 Wed 03-Jun-15 05:41:34

Calliegh, I married him as I just loved the kinkiness!!

No, he was a friend so I saw him out and about quite often. Everyone has a secret... wink

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